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Matt H
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17th May 06 at 22:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
In our local there is a bird who walks round like she is a model & thinks she owns the place. Even though she is a complete pikey whore. Nice & slim, but no tits & an ugly make up clad face.

She was "flaunting herself" arounf the place earlier & totally missed the stool & ended up spilling a drink all over herself & looking rather stupid. At which point my mate stood up, laughed very loud & said "Yes! I fuckin hate that ugly pikey bitch" Seriously the single funniest thing I've witnessed in a long time! Made my night

That girl needs a serious good shagging to beat some sense into her, I trust you all understand what I mean!

Hre sister even laughed at it
All Torque
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17th May 06 at 22:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Good stuff
Nismo
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17th May 06 at 22:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is she a butterface?



nice slim body but... her... face
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17th May 06 at 22:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
is she a butterface?



nice slim body but... her... face


you mean a brown bag job...You'd fuck it but have to have a brown bag over her head.
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Two bagger etc etc
corb
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ace!
CorsAsh
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Matt H
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She just looks like God couldn't be arsed with her face, maybe he forseen how pikey she would become
mav
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18th May 06 at 00:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


i would (with a bag)
Matt H
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I would too, but as I said she needs a right good rough & hard shagging session to bring her down a peg or two
Pablo
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PMSL
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18th May 06 at 07:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pics?
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PMSL
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Sounds to me like a BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch
Face Off Crimewatch
gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H


That girl needs a serious good shagging to beat some sense into her, I trust you all understand what I mean!



I do, I do Brilliant!
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Face for the radio
Tom
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fair play, it's quality when stuff like that happens to really vain people
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pmfsl sounds ace matt
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quote:
Originally posted by Born_corsa02
Sounds to me like a BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch
Face Off Crimewatch


SteveW
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18th May 06 at 08:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thats wicked...

did she hear him ?? (guessing she did)
Demo
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matt you know you gotta be the one to put her in her place
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is a girl like that in our local spar, she got a beer bottle stuck up her fanny and her dad had to take her to hospital
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18th May 06 at 09:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
you mean a brown bag job...You'd fuck it but have to have a brown bag over her head.


double bagger. one over her head and one over your head incase her bag falls off
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
is a girl like that in our local spar, she got a beer bottle stuck up her fanny and her dad had to take her to hospital


OMFG that's the funniest thing i've read in ages

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