Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.
scarily plausible 
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
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Brett
Premium Member
Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.
i was actually doind this over the weekend 
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JM_16v
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Registered: 17th Oct 05
Location: Essex Drives: GLC63S
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While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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how ironic is it hovis that bread will be your demise
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist..
WTF
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
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Bram
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Derby
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You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking
This things good!!!!
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
how ironic is it hovis that bread will be your demise
Edd, you are the greatest.
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Mark1984_SRI
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Registered: 7th Feb 06
Location: Preston
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While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).
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Melville
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Registered: 4th Jun 03
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your husband inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.
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sxi16vjoe
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Kent
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While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
how ironic is it hovis that bread will be your demise
Edd, you are the greatest.
floats like a butterfly 
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vibrio
Banned
Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel.
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
whilst smuggling drugs back to britain a rival drug gang shoot you in the head
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Scoty B
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Registered: 14th Feb 06
Location: East Kilbride, Glasgow 1873
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quote:
Originally posted by Melville
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.
Send me a U2U the days you feel depressed so I can stay of the road.
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).
pmsl
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Scoty B
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Registered: 14th Feb 06
Location: East Kilbride, Glasgow 1873
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You will be smothered by Lucy Pindars massive breasts.
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Ry_B
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Registered: 1st Dec 05
Location: Solihull, W Mids Drives: 45BHP beast!
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While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
Hmm yes....
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Scoty B
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Registered: 14th Feb 06
Location: East Kilbride, Glasgow 1873
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quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
whilst smuggling drugs back to britain a rival drug gang shoot you in the head
GTA SA
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JadeM
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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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I'm getting shot aswell I've never liked guns
While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.
XxX
[Edited on 19-04-2006 by JadeM]
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Liam
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Registered: 19th Jan 06
Location: Stafford
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While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below.
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X 60RSA
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Registered: 20th Aug 01
Location: Lincoln
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While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted
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Liam
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Registered: 19th Jan 06
Location: Stafford
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel.
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