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Karen

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8th Apr 06 at 19:58

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian.

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his Mother that read:

Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now love, Mom.

LESSON OF THE DAY.....

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!

Munchie

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8th Apr 06 at 20:00

pmsl

abdus

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8th Apr 06 at 20:05

Robbo

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8th Apr 06 at 20:27

Pics of Stephanie

Butler

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8th Apr 06 at 21:05

she sounds fit

Butler

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8th Apr 06 at 21:05

pics of the mum?

Haimsey

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8th Apr 06 at 21:18

Marcy Marc

White Sport Progress Thread

Ry_B

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8th Apr 06 at 21:20

LOL

Nice one

Sly_SRi

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8th Apr 06 at 22:17

Pics of ladle

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Adam-D

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8th Apr 06 at 22:21

crafty

IvIarkgraham

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9th Apr 06 at 01:51

all stephs are fit

Cosmo

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9th Apr 06 at 08:37

quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
all stephs are fit

my gf's called steph

Corsa Sport Gav

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9th Apr 06 at 11:06

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
all stephs are fit

my gf's called steph

mine too

Charlene

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9th Apr 06 at 11:35

All Torque

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9th Apr 06 at 11:56

Pics of Butler?

Nismo

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9th Apr 06 at 12:44

Butler

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9th Apr 06 at 14:56

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Pics of Butler?

SXi_Tim

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Registered: 11th Mar 03
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9th Apr 06 at 14:58

Quality

Graham

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9th Apr 06 at 17:21

quote:
Originally posted by Butler

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Pics of Butler?

corb

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9th Apr 06 at 17:27

excellent

Lupi_Lucy

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9th Apr 06 at 17:43

gavin18787

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9th Apr 06 at 20:34

Drives supercharged Tec with torque

Jamie

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9th Apr 06 at 20:37

Jambo

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10th Apr 06 at 08:41

I like

Pablo

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10th Apr 06 at 09:05

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