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Author Taking one for the "team"
Jamie
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2nd Apr 06 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Had to do this last night, if I'm not rated as a top mate now then god knows


Problem is she has managed to get my number and wont leave me alone
Matt H
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2nd Apr 06 at 17:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
American Pie 2 style?
dave17
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2nd Apr 06 at 17:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This is the number you need for these occasions:

0777 0756 408
GREG 1
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2nd Apr 06 at 17:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dave17
This is the number you need for these occasions:

0777 0756 408


Whos is that ? it's not yours
Jamie
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2nd Apr 06 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That the new radio 1 flirt divert?

I didnt actually give her my number and my mate denies giving it to her.


Ach well its only a matter of time
dave17
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quote:
Originally posted by J-Me
That the new radio 1 flirt divert?
dave17
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2nd Apr 06 at 17:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:

You're on a night out and you're getting unwanted attention. I have the ideal solution - the Flirt Divert!

And now Flirt Divert has a new number! Programme it into your phone NOW!

You know what it's like - inevitably the person hassling you will ask for your phone number.
What do you do?

Do you give them your actual number and then get loads of calls from this goon?

Or do you give them your number...with one digit changed so you never hear from them again?

Instead....give them MY number and divert the flirt!
07770 756 408

Their calls will go straight to the Flirt Divert answerphone each time.

They'll leave a message.

Then I'll play the messages to the nation!

07770 756 408

Make a note of this number and give it to anyone unwanted admirers


Haimsey
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2nd Apr 06 at 18:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dave17

quote:

You're on a night out and you're getting unwanted attention. I have the ideal solution - the Flirt Divert!

And now Flirt Divert has a new number! Programme it into your phone NOW!

You know what it's like - inevitably the person hassling you will ask for your phone number.
What do you do?

Do you give them your actual number and then get loads of calls from this goon?

Or do you give them your number...with one digit changed so you never hear from them again?

Instead....give them MY number and divert the flirt!
07770 756 408

Their calls will go straight to the Flirt Divert answerphone each time.

They'll leave a message.

Then I'll play the messages to the nation!

07770 756 408

Make a note of this number and give it to anyone unwanted admirers



some of these are quite funny

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gianluigi
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2nd Apr 06 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I took one for the team a while ago. Took a bit of stick, but nothing major.
ssj_kakarot
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2nd Apr 06 at 18:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol how did it benifit the team or were you just drunk n horney lol
gianluigi
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2nd Apr 06 at 18:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My story goes, me and my mate were in our regular club, there's this uber fine girl, he likes her, never had the courage to talk to her until one night, but this girl kept buggin him, so i had to take off his hands
ssj_kakarot
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2nd Apr 06 at 18:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol honerable dont think i could do it im not a team player lol
gianluigi
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2nd Apr 06 at 18:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
then again, i have low standards
dave17
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2nd Apr 06 at 18:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
then again, i have low standards


disgusting
vibrio
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2nd Apr 06 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by J-Me
Had to do this last night, if I'm not rated as a top mate now then god knows


Problem is she has managed to get my number and wont leave me alone



maybe she took one for team and then realised he has an STD and is trying to contact you to inform you or your impending puss ridden nob status
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
then again, i have low standards

you toss off to pictures of men in kilts
chris_uk
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im going to be taking one for the team tomorrow...
IvIarkgraham
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2nd Apr 06 at 23:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
serves you right for being a tim
Scoty B
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3rd Apr 06 at 10:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
serves you right for being a tim


vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
serves you right for being a tim



could be worse could be a filth nazi hun that does not even get the chance to take one for the team
gianluigi
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3rd Apr 06 at 11:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why you been picking on Ojc latley?
Edd
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3rd Apr 06 at 11:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
serves you right for being a tim



could be worse could be a filth nazi hun that does not even get the chance to take one for the team



vibrio you really are walking a thin line


fuck off with that nazi pish joke or no joke
Tom
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3rd Apr 06 at 11:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I haven't took one for the team for a while thankfully my mates r pretty bad for pulling mingers so if i got the raw end of the deal it'd probably be a 20 stoner
Pablo
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3rd Apr 06 at 11:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There was one on that flirt dirvert number ast week, she met him got his number left a msg, he obviously didnt ring bak, she left another one an hour later saying reall miss u, hope ur ok, within another 20mins left another and said she loved him!

Well funny, no wonder he gave her that number
Tom
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3rd Apr 06 at 11:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah paul i've heard some good ones like that, fucks these people must get no chat at all met person once who was obviously taking the piss out of them and they declare love for them

Best one i've ever heard was some bloke had obviously been taking the piss out of this bird and gave her the number and ended up bladdered and took her home, she was calling 'his mobile' in the morning cos' she was locked in his flat

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