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mav
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My missus is now 7 days late for giving birth..

Hate all this waiting on it happening...

It's a wee girl so typical women never on time..

Hope it happens this week..

Moving house on the 7th April, going to be a busy time



[Edited on 22-03-2006 by mav]
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good pat on the back might help.
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pics?
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Mav!! Stop moaning, think how your missus must be feeling

Only joking .... hope everything goes well.

I think we should take bets on when it's gonna happen, I say she'll be here by tomorrow at this time

XxX

[Edited on 21-03-2006 by JadeM]
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give her a good seeing to the wean will pop right out then:


or eat a vindaloo(her not you)
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Have you tried vaseline & a trampoline?
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with our second child my missus went over by nearly 2 weeks and then she had to be induced..
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Sex is said to be one of the best ways to get things moving
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Perhaps you should ask Ross & Oliver for some assistance

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just tell her you've bought another car that will help things on
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^^^^^^^^
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@ Starkie
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My missus is due end of next month, scary moments

Good luck Mav
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Get the plunger out
mav
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She has had curries etc, going for long walks and that..

Not tried the sex yet

still no sing

and starkie good one
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
My missus is now 7 days late for giving birth..

Hate all this waiting on it happening...

It's a wee girl so typical women never on time..

Hope it happens this week..

Moving house on the 7th April, going to be a busy time



lynne was 2 weeks - she got induced.

bet you can't wait. every hour your wife gets fingers by another woman and you can't wap it out for a stroke
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quote:
Originally posted by mav


She has had curries etc, going for long walks and that..

Not tried the sex yet

still no sing

and starkie good one



make sure you pump her fanneh as spunk up the ass does not help disolve the love plug My chavvy friend
mav
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@ Ross thats sick

She was 2 weeks late with kieran but never got induced.....hope she doesn't go 2 weeks late this timre as we are moving house etc
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by mav


She has had curries etc, going for long walks and that..

Not tried the sex yet

still no sing

and starkie good one



make sure you pump her fanneh as spunk up the ass does not help disolve the love plug My chavvy friend



mav
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make that 8 days
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jet some spunk on her cervex Mav
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Better late than never
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castor oil does the trick so i have heard

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