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ChazSXi
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4th Mar 06 at 02:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

basically this girl at uni has fucked up my mate...and he wants revenge!

we have put fish oil inderneath her door and sprayed it into her room, but it didnt work that well!

now she hardly ever has her window open and we cant get into her room. but can anyone think of anyways we can get revenge, we want is subtle but bloody effective......
AK
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4th Mar 06 at 02:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do a shite outside her door.
Ren
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4th Mar 06 at 02:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Phone up her mom/dad and say you're calling from the hospital, and her pregnancy test results/HIV tests are negative. Should cause quite a stir at home.
SVM 286
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4th Mar 06 at 02:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What did she do to get his, and your dander up mate?
ClaireF
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4th Mar 06 at 10:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

thb i wouldnt do anything, move on and show the person that he has by finding another lass. Or just show her hes not bothered by moving on.
MatthewR
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4th Mar 06 at 10:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

U want revenge on a girl - grow up
ChazSXi
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4th Mar 06 at 11:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no i mean she made his life hell, told him she was pregnant, then lied about it for two weeks when she wasnt at all, just cos she couldnt stand seeing him move on and be happy. shes also making up lies about him just to isolate him from our group of friends...we dont wanna hurt oher or anything but we wanna make sure she knows what she has done
Kerry
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4th Mar 06 at 11:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

then dont give her the attention she thrives. vow never to speak to her again and she will suffer that way alone and will realise what she has done and what she has lost
kz
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4th Mar 06 at 11:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

haha ive got this bookmarked

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=60246
langey
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4th Mar 06 at 12:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

get good revange, get her pissed, then shave her head, then bic it with a razzor

shave her eyebrows off, then draw in black perminent marker, a tash and goaty beard, also slug like eyebrows
CRFC
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4th Mar 06 at 17:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

snyone have the pic from the other thread?
kz
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4th Mar 06 at 18:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CRFC
snyone have the pic from the other thread?


what of my ex i dont even have it no more unfortunatly, if any does have it please send it back to me!
mark_gsi
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4th Mar 06 at 18:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ren
Phone up her mom/dad and say you're calling from the hospital, and her pregnancy test results/HIV tests are negative. Should cause quite a stir at home.


haha i may have to try this for a laugh on sum.
Ry_B
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4th Mar 06 at 21:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ren
Phone up her mom/dad and say you're calling from the hospital, and her pregnancy test results/HIV tests are negative. Should cause quite a stir at home.


PMSL!
Chump
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4th Mar 06 at 22:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A couple of packs of Plastic explosive next to the pilot light on her boiler should make her think twice
Dan B
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4th Mar 06 at 22:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Knock on her door at midnight, wearing a hockey mask and carrying an axe...

"Room service!"
ClaireF
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4th Mar 06 at 22:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think to show her who is more mature is by leaving it all together.

Yeah what she did was sick pretending that she was pregnant. Even thinking that you could be pregnant when you know yr not ready for a kid, is a horrible feeling but to pretend that is sick.
Ry_B
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4th Mar 06 at 22:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by vauxcorsagirl
I think to show her who is more mature is by leaving it all together.

Yeah what she did was sick pretending that she was pregnant. Even thinking that you could be pregnant when you know yr not ready for a kid, is a horrible feeling but to pretend that is sick.


Well said
ClaireF
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4th Mar 06 at 22:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

why have you once thought u could be pregnant ryan hehe
Ren
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28th Apr 06 at 01:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What happened then?
Mark1984_SRI
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28th Apr 06 at 07:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

undo the stitches in the bottom of her curtains (being in halls you always have those crappy uni curtains, you know the ones) and drop some sardines in the lining. sew them up and bobs your uncle, wont take long to smell with the warm weather coming. Oh how productive my time at uni has been
gianluigi
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28th Apr 06 at 07:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do her dry and spunk in her face






twice
All Torque
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28th Apr 06 at 07:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

shit in her hairdryer
Demo
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28th Apr 06 at 08:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by kz
haha ive got this bookmarked

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=60246


i remember that thats an all time classic quality cs thread

some good replies on this thread too.

fpmsl @ "shit in her hairdryer" and "do a shit on her doorstep"
Shaun2005
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28th Apr 06 at 12:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
shit in her hairdryer


quality
Go for that mate. Or the fishy curtains. Loverly

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