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Author This office does my head in
gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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   3rd Mar 06 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fucking hell, some of the people in this place think they are so much more above every one else and have a divine right to speak lowly of me just because i got myself a drink from the machiene and didnt offer anyone else one

cant they see the reason why i didnt offer them one? cos i dont fucking like them they talk too much bollocks and fake laugh at everything, and expect people to listen to their homo stories about business trips to paris and how many emails they've got. well done you're so damn important
SteveW
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

layith the smack down
barry_kellett99
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I usually walk back and sit down, not responding or reacting to anyone who does this, as if there is no noise. Act completely oblivious to their existence.

Winds people up so much!
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You work in a call centre, which are usually full of gays, bitchy stuck up 'i think im lush' girls and the girls out to shag anyone.

Just chill, tell them you've licked every cup in the vending machine and didnt think anyone else would want to share your saliva.

[Edited on 03-03-2006 by Ally]
dave17
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I woulda just explained how to use the machine, in a very patronising way
gianluigi
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How do i tell these people to STFU and leave me alone when they are the offices "most popular" amongst the management.

barry, i may just do that, but its not in my nature to be that rude. i can only nod and smile along and take it as humour for so long
Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

maybe they are fed up of your fake italian act clive?
Edd
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ally
You work in a call centre, which are usually full of gays, bitchy stuck up 'i think im lush' girls and the girls out to shag anyone.

Just chill, tell them you've licked every cup in the vending machine and didnt think anyone else would want to share your saliva.





Ally
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
You work in a call centre, which are usually full of gays, bitchy stuck up 'i think im lush' girls and the girls out to shag anyone.

Just chill, tell them you've licked every cup in the vending machine and didnt think anyone else would want to share your saliva.








Shut up Edd, i know you rock the cock.
Karen
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Just chill, tell them you've licked every cup in the vending machine and didnt think anyone else would want to share your saliva.



gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ally
You work in a call centre, which are usually full of gays, bitchy stuck up 'i think im lush' girls and the girls out to shag anyone.

Just chill, tell them you've licked every cup in the vending machine and didnt think anyone else would want to share your saliva.

[Edited on 03-03-2006 by Ally]


i dont work in a call center. most of these people are 30yrs+ and should have some sense not to behave so fucking arrogantly (<doubt thats a word, but you get what i mean)
gianluigi
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
maybe they are fed up of your fake italian act clive?


yeah i think its wareing a bit thin now
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Go into work dressed backwards and walk around backwards, talk backwards, pee backwards and eat backwards

They would deffo leave you alone then

[Edited on 03-03-2006 by Ally]
Jamie Walby
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
maybe they are fed up of your fake italian act clive?



Edd
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
You work in a call centre, which are usually full of gays, bitchy stuck up 'i think im lush' girls and the girls out to shag anyone.

Just chill, tell them you've licked every cup in the vending machine and didnt think anyone else would want to share your saliva.








Edd you rock



why thanks
Ally
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

gimp
Edd
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

come in one morning and say you have just found out you are HIV positive

no-one will come near you then let alone moan about not getting a drink
gianluigi
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol
Jake
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sounds like a pretty good place to work.
bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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3rd Mar 06 at 11:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Pastabaka - its Ipswich mate.

There probably all related or know each others brothers cousins dads dogs partners chickens rats tails measurement.

They probably think there dogs danglies as they have nothing more interesting in there lives.
Just play some nice jokes on them or try and show them there is life outside of ipswich or the A14 does actually exist
vibrio
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3rd Mar 06 at 12:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
Fucking hell, some of the people in this place think they are so much more above every one else and have a divine right to speak lowly of me just because i got myself a drink from the machiene and didnt offer anyone else one

cant they see the reason why i didnt offer them one? cos i dont fucking like them they talk too much bollocks and fake laugh at everything, and expect people to listen to their homo stories about business trips to paris and how many emails they've got. well done you're so damn important


I think you work in a gay office
vibrio
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3rd Mar 06 at 12:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
How do i tell these people to STFU and leave me alone when they are the offices "most popular" amongst the management.

barry, i may just do that, but its not in my nature to be that rude. i can only nod and smile along and take it as humour for so long


show them my GTF video
vibrio
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3rd Mar 06 at 12:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


quote:
Originally posted by Ally
You work in a call centre, which are usually full of gays, bitchy stuck up 'i think im lush' girls and the girls out to shag anyone.

Just chill, tell them you've licked every cup in the vending machine and didnt think anyone else would want to share your saliva.




phone numbers?????
Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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3rd Mar 06 at 12:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Pics, vids, drawings, etcha sketch, fanny moulds, facial masks, used under wear, sanitary towels, tampons?
bradfincham
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3rd Mar 06 at 12:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Pics, vids, drawings, etcha sketch, fanny moulds, facial masks, used under wear, sanitary towels, tampons?


is that lot in your drawer at your desk?

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