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AK
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25th Feb 06 at 22:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hehe..

Fiona serviced her sisters golf GTi today....

The car was stuttering and hesitating at certain throttle points....


It now runs 100%

She changed...

Plugs
Oil
Air filter
Oil Filter

Cleaned AFM and throttle buterfly.

Nae bad eh....
Corsalad87
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25th Feb 06 at 22:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well trained!
tooolbox timmy
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25th Feb 06 at 22:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
please can I trade my girlfriend in for yours

[Edited on 25-02-2006 by tooolbox timmy]
Robin
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25th Feb 06 at 22:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Please can i trade in my corsa shell for Fee?
Adam-D
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25th Feb 06 at 22:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


nice one

id just be happy with somone let alone a lass who can fix car's
AK
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25th Feb 06 at 22:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
trying to get her to take the corsa to the 1/4mile in early April.... I was supposed to be, but wont be back in time now :S

Think its better if she took it, than her impreza..... she banjo'd enough of the clutch with 6k launces on full difflock
Fee
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26th Feb 06 at 01:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I also had to clean the afm and the tb and stick my pretty hand in adam's pee bucket after dropping the sump plug in it :I dont do trades....but you can hire me for servicing...in the summer months preferably...my farking fingers still arent bending properly
Ry_B
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26th Feb 06 at 01:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nice one, there's a first for everthing!
Fee
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26th Feb 06 at 02:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hmmmm.....except I've done it quite a few times now
CorsAsh
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26th Feb 06 at 02:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Fee AK
but you can hire me for servicing...in the summer months preferably...my farking fingers still arent bending properly


You mean we can pay to service you?
Fee
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26th Feb 06 at 02:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No...i think you misunderstood
You dont pay to service me
You pay for me to service....for you

WATSON
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26th Feb 06 at 02:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ahh wish i had a burd just like you
Fee
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26th Feb 06 at 02:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you dont...I'm high maintenance....just like my car
AK
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26th Feb 06 at 03:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
piss bucket
AK
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CorsAsh
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Classy
AK
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everytime i'm down at that garage i feel the need to pee in the oil change bucket These things happen dont they.

I empty it of course.

Fiona took it up to Aberdeen, in the boot of the impreza, to service the golf. Its a special bucket.
AK
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26th Feb 06 at 03:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
shit... just remembered you PS'd a pic quite similar to that I was peeing against a lampost in a carwash... you edited it to have Karen infront of me
AK
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26th Feb 06 at 03:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Courtesy of stocker.....



no photoshop involved.... the real deal....
CorsAsh
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AK
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thats the badboy
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Fee
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26th Feb 06 at 09:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I dropped the sump plug in the bucket

I had to go fishing in the piss bucket
vibrio
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26th Feb 06 at 09:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
come to mu house we have a piss bucket in the kitchen
Andy Stocker
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26th Feb 06 at 10:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL Adam likes to piss like the time he was peeing in a shop door way, then spun around to talk to us whilst still pissing and spraying everywhere

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