SteveW
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Cos i do all the time. If i know them then i do
if i have only jsut met them i dont go out of my way to "Trump" in front of them,... but its all natural isnt it ?!?
Usually gets a good laugh out of them when you do
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Gg_mf
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i think men are more inclined to do it infont of women than the other way round. then again I dont think its very lady like.,
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Jason Iles
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I do it as loud as I can then point at them and shake my head
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SteveW
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girls farts are like toxic waste.
cos they dont do it much it kinda builds up. can strip your flesh down to the bone some of that
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Dean_W
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I do it as loud as I can then point at them and shake my head
 
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3CorsaMeal
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i've never been around a girl before, aren't they made of sugar and spice and all things nice?
i blame being made of slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails, can't be that attractive really
damn it, i've left another slimey trail to my desk again 
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
girls farts are like toxic waste.
cos they dont do it much it kinda builds up. can strip your flesh down to the bone some of that
The thing with girls are they can do it both ends. You don't know whether to laugh or tell the bitch to sort her self out
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SteveW
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
girls farts are like toxic waste.
cos they dont do it much it kinda builds up. can strip your flesh down to the bone some of that
The thing with girls are they can do it both ends. You don't know whether to laugh or tell the bitch to sort her self out
PMSL
(your on top form today mate)
Its ture tho. I usualy laugh while inwardly thinking "dirty bitch"
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Tom
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Yes a kind of dulled laugh 'i'm gonna strangle the slut again if she reminds me she go's for number 2's'
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Gg_mf
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i think its a guy thing to do it really loud and laugh about it. Girls just tense tttold bum cheeks and wait for it to go away.lol
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Tom
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I don't usually infront of girls 
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Nick A
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i walk up to my mates and fart on them 
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Gg_mf
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errr lol.. i remember a while ago me and mark was messing about and he got my head farted on my head, it was horrible i couldnt move. He laughed about it for days
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Jamie Walby
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Yes I do then I grab their head and make them smell it.
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gianluigi
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smooth walby 
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Gg_mf
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its disgusting, but i have to admit i have a giggle about it afterwards
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Jamie Walby
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Originally posted by gianluigi
smooth walby
Dont you know it I scream 'sniff it............SNIFF IT' at them too then when I hear them sniff, i let out another one
 
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Liam
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this thread is the best i read 4 ages
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SteveW
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jamie can you do this to me when me meet
i would like to sniff the cheese too
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Jamie Walby
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Well you can sniff my farts but there wont be any cheese for you to sniff. I clean my willeh daily to keep fresh.
Ill eat some sprouts the days before we meet?
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SteveW
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mate i farkin love you.
but anyway. enough of the gayness.
back to farting on girls...
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Jamie Walby
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Best one is when a small nugget of poo falls out when you do it. Thats alright so long as you have some y-fronts on. Your in trouble if you have boxers on as you can rest assure that nuggets gonna end up on the floor. luckily for me I have dogs that I can blame it on.
I have never trumped in front of a girl whilst having sex though.
Has anyone ever experienced a fanneh fart/muff guff? If so, did you laugh out loud?
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Steve
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yesh
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Best one is when a small nugget of poo falls out when you do it. Thats alright so long as you have some y-fronts on. Your in trouble if you have boxers on as you can rest assure that nuggets gonna end up on the floor.
if you shimmy your leg well enough you can volley the nugget at the moment it falls out and no one need know 
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Jamie Walby
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PMSL
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