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Kyle T

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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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11th Feb 06 at 11:39

A Lad at work just said he poos upto 3 times a day, I thought this as suprising as I poo twice a week tops.

Im I not functioning correctly, its a bit weird that he poos so much compared to me

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Jamie Walby

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11th Feb 06 at 11:43

I poo once a day. When I worked in an office it would be my 5o'clock log. Every day without fail i would need to go at 5o'clock.

Nowadays I seem to just go whenever I need to go. I find that if you wait until it feels like you are going to poo yourself, then go, you can achieve a text book one wiper

this is because the poo is ready to drop out so makes minimal contact with your sphincta. This is compared to when you force it out and the poo gets compressed and pushes against the sphincta meaning you are shovelling away at your arse with tissue for ages.

I go once a day

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Registered: 9th Aug 02
Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
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11th Feb 06 at 11:45

i can poo three times a day. alcohol poos are the worst. id say on average once a day. maybe two

Jamie Walby

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11th Feb 06 at 11:46

alcohol poos..........please

I think you will find that the correct terminology is alcoplop

Ally

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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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11th Feb 06 at 11:46

27 times a day

Kyle T

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Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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11th Feb 06 at 11:51

quote:
Originally posted by Ally
27 times a day

This is a serious query regarding my health worries.

please dont mock me

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Jamie Walby

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11th Feb 06 at 11:51

She isnt.

Ally

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11th Feb 06 at 11:52

You shit twice a week. Yes there is somthing wrong with you. Go to the doctors and seriously look at your diet.

27 times a day...

loo_goblin

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Registered: 14th Jul 04
Location: Horsham, West Sussex
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11th Feb 06 at 11:53

i actually laughed rather too loud wen i read the tittle of the read.

1-2 times a day kyle u need more fibre

Aaron

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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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11th Feb 06 at 11:53

at least once a day at work .

i take my PDA with me and talk to my friends on MSN over the wireless LAN. Then once i'm "done" i tell them what i've just been doing

They never learn

Kyle T

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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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11th Feb 06 at 11:54

quote:
Originally posted by Ally
You shit twice a week. Yes there is somthing wrong with you. Go to the doctors and seriously look at your diet.

27 times a day...

Im eating loads of fruit n shit, im pretty sure im eating properly. My Poos are just real dense.

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Kyle T

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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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11th Feb 06 at 11:54

quote:
Originally posted by Aj.
at least once a day at work .

i take my PDA with me and talk to my friends on MSN over the wireless LAN. Then once i'm "done" i tell them what i've just been doing

They never learn

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Ally

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11th Feb 06 at 11:55

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Ally

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11th Feb 06 at 11:56

Theres some useful information here -

Here

Chump

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11th Feb 06 at 12:46

quote:
Originally posted by Kyle T

quote:
Originally posted by Ally
You shit twice a week. Yes there is somthing wrong with you. Go to the doctors and seriously look at your diet.

27 times a day...

Im eating loads of fruit n shit, im pretty sure im eating properly. My Poos are just real dense.

Actually Kyle you sound really healthy. If you only sh!t a few times a week and they're well formed and solid then you've got a cracking digestive system.....i'm very fit and healthy but i still sh!t like im cracking a 99 Mr Whippy out.....just think my digestive system is a bit dodgy.....

schoey

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Registered: 29th Jun 05
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11th Feb 06 at 12:47

at walby, for his very informative lesson on how to achieve a single wiper!

I poo once a day, maybe more if im nervous!

Kerry

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11th Feb 06 at 12:50

fibre

Wrighty

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11th Feb 06 at 13:14

Steve

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11th Feb 06 at 13:17

quote:
Originally posted by Aj.
at least once a day at work .

i take my PDA with me and talk to my friends on MSN over the wireless LAN. Then once i'm "done" i tell them what i've just been doing

They never learn

i do that too

Kyle T

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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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11th Feb 06 at 13:48

quote:
Originally posted by Wrighty

dude what about you? Im gettign worried.

Oh well, jst been for dinner, 4 pints in about half an hour

I hope nothing goes wrong this aft

me and my shift partner are bladdered

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Natalie

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11th Feb 06 at 15:02

Once a day, usually in the morning

Sometimes twice a day....

Alcohol poos are the best

vibrio

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11th Feb 06 at 15:02

quote:
Originally posted by Kyle T
A Lad at work just said he poos upto 3 times a day, I thought this as suprising as I poo twice a week tops.

Im I not functioning correctly, its a bit weird that he poos so much compared to me

both of you sound like your not eating correctly

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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11th Feb 06 at 15:05

I have regular bowel movement once daily.

Ian

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Registered: 28th Aug 99
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11th Feb 06 at 16:06

So long as it causes you no pain and passes normally its fine. I have Diverticulosis - Google it - which means I have to keep things moving, but you'll know about this as its fairly painful if there's any pressure build up.

The condition is fairly common in the West because of processed foods etc., which means generally digestion is slower. If you're worried, just eat more fibre as suggested. Just don't combine Weetabix in the morning and a kebab at 2am as you'll introduce a pressure difference.

Jamie Walby

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Registered: 15th Nov 04
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11th Feb 06 at 16:15

quote:
Originally posted by schoey
at walby, for his very informative lesson on how to achieve a single wiper!

I poo once a day, maybe more if im nervous!

I have researched the subjuct throughly

Nervous poos are terrible, maybe eben as bad as an adrenapoo (adrenalin poo)

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