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Munchie

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19th Jan 06 at 20:14

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a Pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want To know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the man Tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't Marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boys born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's Shoulder and tells him:- "You shag her again."

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19th Jan 06 at 20:15

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Good un' though

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19th Jan 06 at 20:15

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19th Jan 06 at 20:16

TNM

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19th Jan 06 at 20:16

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooold.

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19th Jan 06 at 20:16

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19th Jan 06 at 20:20

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19th Jan 06 at 20:23

Andrew

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19th Jan 06 at 20:29

fpmsl

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19th Jan 06 at 20:33

hehe

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19th Jan 06 at 21:07

Rofl!!

mav

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19th Jan 06 at 21:16

ace..

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19th Jan 06 at 21:54

Drives supercharged Tec with torque

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19th Jan 06 at 21:55

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19th Jan 06 at 22:56

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19th Jan 06 at 22:58

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19th Jan 06 at 22:59

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vibrio

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20th Jan 06 at 02:16

I did not laugh at this joke. I felt it was unfunny. in fact if we were in a pub I would have got up and walked away without finishing my drink

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20th Jan 06 at 02:24

its great!

Scotty_B

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20th Jan 06 at 11:08

Brilliant.

Tom

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20th Jan 06 at 13:13

quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
I did not laugh at this joke. I felt it was unfunny. in fact if we were in a pub I would have got up and walked away without finishing my drink

I can just imagine the conversations you have in pubs

ooh that half empty glass would make a good pic, just let me get my 22 mil lense out

vibrio

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20th Jan 06 at 13:14

quote:
Originally posted by Tom

quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
I did not laugh at this joke. I felt it was unfunny. in fact if we were in a pub I would have got up and walked away without finishing my drink

I can just imagine the conversations you have in pubs ooh that half empty glass would make a good pic, just let me get my 22 mil lense out

don't have a 22mm lens

Tom

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20th Jan 06 at 13:15

I made that bit up

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20th Jan 06 at 14:43

lmfao

Jason Iles

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20th Jan 06 at 14:54

@ Tom

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