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Brett
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   18th Jan 06 at 10:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well, been living my brand new apartment for just over a week and the window to the balcony door got bricked last night

One of my mates was giving shit to some drunk guy whilst out one the balcony having a cig and he was obviously the wrong guy to fuck with

The drunk guy said "2 minutes, i'll be back" so I told my mate to stop bein a cock and come inside then all of a sudden "BOOM!". A huge brick shattered the window

My brother jumped over the balcony and flagged down some coppers, at the time the guy was about 20 metres away (they could've caught him). They turned around, parked up for a second, didn't get out because it was pissing with rain, then just drove off

So I gave chase in the impreza but the cunt bailed over a wall and I couldn't find him. He better hope I don't see him again, the cunt, cause i'm gonna hang on the brick and brick his face good and proper

So anyway, you all agree my mate should stump up the £300 for the window right

[Edited on 23-01-2006 by loafofbrett]
gianluigi
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yes, yes he should
mwg
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Yep your mate should stump up for the window!
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Yes your mate should pay up
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Manchester police must of been busy last night...

They wooke me up at 2 this morning as some knob has been giving my address as his and they had a warrant for his arrest. So they came in and searched round to piss me off, took all my details then went. They could have come round during the fucking day and not waking me up at 2am!
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18th Jan 06 at 10:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yup he should.. and what a twat!
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Yes defo your mate should pay for the window.. if it weren't for him messing around then the window wouldn't have been broken

But yes the police are shoot

[Edited on 18-01-2006 by Korsa-Kat]
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18th Jan 06 at 10:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
£600 to repair a balcony door window is it not
Jason Iles
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18th Jan 06 at 10:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If he saw you chasing in the imprezza don't be surprised if you find a brick in that as well
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18th Jan 06 at 10:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
£600 to repair a balcony door window is it not


I would try mate, but it's gonna be his mum payin the £300 as it is (that's if she will as he is a jobless college boy!)
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you wanna nail his mum then
mwg
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Any pics of the crime scene?
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Originally posted by Matty G
Any pics of the crime scene?


i'll get some tonight
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
If he saw you chasing in the imprezza don't be surprised if you find a brick in that as well


in that case, can't wait for him to come back. I'll return his brick
Andrew
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pics of said mum
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HARD MAN!
Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
pics of said mum


you wouldn't....honestly
mwg
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hang him off your balcony by his bollocks
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
If he saw you chasing in the imprezza don't be surprised if you find a brick in that as well


in that case, can't wait for him to come back. I'll return his brick


Shove it up his ass, that way he will remember what he did wrong everytime he sits down
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18th Jan 06 at 11:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
They might of driven off because somthing more important was happening

Yeh, mate should pay for the window seeing as he started it
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
They might of driven off because somthing more important was happening


More important than my problem. Well I never...
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the cunt that threw the brick should replace the window, and you should brick your mates face.
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quote:
Originally posted by myke
the cunt that threw the brick should replace the window, and you should brick your mates face.


in an ideal world, but i doubt i'll be seeing that character again somehow.

The worst bit was I never saw him close up so when I was out looking all i had to go on was "bleeched blonde spikey hair"

Anyway, I spotted a suspicious looking character so rang my brother and said "what was he wearing?", he said "dressed all in black" then he said "actually his pants could've been cream" How opposite end of the scale of colours could you get MONG!
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Manchester police must of been busy last night...

They wooke me up at 2 this morning as some knob has been giving my address as his and they had a warrant for his arrest. So they came in and searched round to piss me off, took all my details then went. They could have come round during the fucking day and not waking me up at 2am!


they do that cos they will know u are home
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quote:
Originally posted by vauxcorsagirl
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Manchester police must of been busy last night...

They wooke me up at 2 this morning as some knob has been giving my address as his and they had a warrant for his arrest. So they came in and searched round to piss me off, took all my details then went. They could have come round during the fucking day and not waking me up at 2am!


they do that cos they will know u are home


What
Will you please learn to write.

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