stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
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If you asked for a lads number and he gave you a business card would you think thats really cheesy? 
I've had some made up for my new job, basically reads:
Musique records
Professional DJ
Stuart Mitchell
0774563465
thats not my real number btw
so if I was to give that to a bird would that be shit? I like the idea personally 
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Jodi_the_g
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I always wanted to do this when i did, I got laughed at.
Though i still think its pretty cool lol
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stuartmitchell
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one of my pals got some made up saying he's a lawyer, when in actual fact he's a cleaner still hands them out like there going out of fashion though
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
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pmsl
cool my ass
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Jodi_the_g
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
pmsl
cool my ass
Yes I did look like a cock lol
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Melville
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Registered: 4th Jun 03
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 I do this
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Brett
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I just leave my business cards in phone boxes
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Jodi_the_g
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I always carry a few in my wallet as you never know when you meet someone who could give you work.
I got 3 contracts out of my local
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Jodi_the_g
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
I just leave my business cards in phone boxes
Guess it goes with the trade
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Melville
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I also give mine out to taxi drivers for a bit of accountancy work on the side 
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by Jodi_the_g
quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
I just leave my business cards in phone boxes
Guess it goes with the trade
yeah, they won't let me rent my ass in the yellow pages 
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stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Melville
I do this
pmsl
whats there reaction when you hand it over?
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Melville
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Got a few shags out of it actually
They always go "wow your an accountant, you must be rich"
I then inform them that if they are very lucky they may get invited to my office one day for a bit of one on one action
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Jodi_the_g
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quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
quote:
Originally posted by Melville
I do this
pmsl
whats there reaction when you hand it over?
They ask what I do and as its really boring lose interest.
Though I not fussed if they do not put out within 4 hours of meeting i am just not interested.
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stuartmitchell
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excellent news
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Tom
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I've got some, tbh the type of girls I go for wouldn't appreciate them, probably can't read most of them (only joking, kind of). I think if you go the right places and the women are classy they'd find it normal. I wouldn't ever give a bird a business card tho
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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i write my number on the inside lid of a fag packet and then hand it thru the railings at the local school
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Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
i write my number on the inside lid of a fag packet and then hand it thru the railings at the local school
You stole my idea 
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L33 LEG
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want anymore ideas on how to bed the young, unused pussy?
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stuartmitchell
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no ladies have replied yet
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
want anymore ideas on how to bed the young, unused pussy?
Don't like breaking girls in, have to be too gentle
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L33 LEG
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well tbh most school girls are broke in at the age of 13 at the oldest lol
not that i know like
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
well tbh most school girls are broke in at the age of 13 at the oldest lol
not that i know like
you can bet your ass my daughter isn't gonna be "broke in" whilst at school or until she's married for that matter. In fact, I might stick some lesbian porn on at an early age and maybe she'll go lesser. Stops any cocks been wafted in my daughters face
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Ojc
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You want your daughter to be a lesbian so you can watch
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
You want your daughter to be a lesbian so you can watch
it has other benefits, yes
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