Karen
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Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?
BMW 3 Series forums
- - -Winston, why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- - - problem with Wind noise around 210MPH
MX5 forums
- - - Some ******** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car
Hilux forum
- - -bloody MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?
BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get a service on my Rolex?
Rover 800 forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
RangeRover Forum
- - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?
Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Honda Accord forum
- - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Yaris forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? are NiMH the ones to have
Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums
- - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade-in or sell the car myself?
Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company.
Dax Cobra forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How do i get wee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £35 in petrol.
Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, anyone tried this combo ??
Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
Supra Forums
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Volvo forum.
- - - What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I didn't mean to hit him.
 
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Ian
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A lot of them are frighteningly accurate
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Jas
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yes.. lol brilliant
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Karen
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Wonder what the corsasport one would be lol
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Ian
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There's a few I'm quite sure...
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Martin_C
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Registered: 27th Jun 03
Location: Ayrshire, Scotland
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along the lines of the subaru one, but replaced with a witty comment about a gsi kit and speedlines.
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Karen
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Location: Edinburgh
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"What do u think of putting speedlines and a gsi kit on my corsa?"
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Matt H
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Location: South Yorkshire
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Corsa forum
Keep getting pulled by the cops but when I try to pull it never works
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Doug
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LOL thats mint
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by Matt H
Corsa forum
Keep getting pulled by the cops and moan about them on the internet for not doing their proper job
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Matt H
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Or
Corsa Forum
[Edited by Adam]
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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I keep going to car shows to look at cars but end up just getting pissed all weekend.
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Robin
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corsa forum; general chat
my corsa is broken, how do i fix it?
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Chris F
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Registered: 26th Dec 05
Location: Newmarket Drives: Escort Van 1.8
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top stuff ther lad..keep em coming!
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Gregor
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ed
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quote: Originally posted by Ian
I keep going to car shows to look at cars but end up just getting pissed all weekend.
We don't do that We represent CS very well I think
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Ian
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There are loads about Speedlines, or Combat kits, or driving on someone elses insurance, or stripping the car so much that it actually matters what shoes you wear when you drive it but none of those is really true of every single person on here.
There is, however, strong evidence to suggest that a lot of people use a show, quite rightly IMO, as an opportunity to have a party.
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Ry_B
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Corsa Forum
Has anyone tried Speedline Allesios before with a GSI kit, any good?
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Karen
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PS please
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Jake
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'Wots quiker, gsi or vts?'
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Chris F
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yer very true tht one!
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Chris F
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'How do you install a LET?'
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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I've installed a new engine but now I can't use roads with bends in please help.
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Jake
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"let me suck your cock"
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vibrio
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quote: Originally posted by Ian
I keep going to car shows to look at cars but end up just getting pissed all weekend.
thought you looked drunk on thursday
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