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Author OOpps - done for drunk and disorderly!
Paul_J
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14th Jan 06 at 01:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
haha... was walking home with my mates,saw a police car and thought 'Hmmm... they can't do me for speeding since I'm not in my car laol!!! called AWNKERS!' ... then they shoved their reverrse lights on and did a chase!

So me and my mates legged it!!!!

They fucking chased us down and did me for the drunk and disorderly - (they tried pinning burglarly on me as well as other shit first though, and ran my name through the computer lol ) good night out



they were top guys tho - makes me wanna be a police officer.
SteveW
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14th Jan 06 at 01:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well done wanker
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well done
CorsAsh
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14th Jan 06 at 01:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What does AWNKER mean?
Paul_J
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14th Jan 06 at 01:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
well done wanker


Cheers dudealiscious!!!

I didn't even do much !!! was just saying to my mate 'HAahah they can't do me for speeding, while stepping in front of thier car a bit!!' ... then they stopped and put the reverse lights on... so I was like 'FUCK RUN!!! and tried to run across a field!! and they appeared on the other side of the field near the gym... in their car!

I was like to my mate 'lets hide here!!! and they found us!'

And said, why are you boys running ????

I was like ['need a exercise officer '

then they took all my details and shite!

I tried hugging the guy and saying I had sene him on men and motors but he was hasving none of it - still top guys!
Kyle T
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Andrew
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14th Jan 06 at 01:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Nothing like a good student night out
SteveW
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
well done wanker


I tried hugging the guy and saying I had sene him on men and motors but he was hasving none of it - still top guys!


awesome.. well done diude
Paul_J
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14th Jan 06 at 01:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Best bit was when they ran my name through the compute r and I was like 'sO I'mm not a criminal???' and he was like 'nope!' ... Iwas saying 'So my 6 points for doing over a 100 mph! didn't show up?!!! ' he said ;Nah not part of our area GENIUS!!!

the guy said I shoul sappply tp that couldyou.com site and do 2 years as a stupid boobbbby and then graduate as a traffic copper

TEmpting once I have this degree as I really don['t give a shit about computers.
SteveW
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14th Jan 06 at 01:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what ???? didnt get a word of that you drunjk fuck
Paul_J
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14th Jan 06 at 01:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
IOh well you drunken big dawg!!!
SteveW
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14th Jan 06 at 01:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
very drunbken my lil muffin of joy

i love you so mcuh you make me wanna oised in my oanites.. gosh you a sexy guy



MY SPACEDBAR KEEPS STICKIN :MAD GOD DARNBNTI IT
Paul_J
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14th Jan 06 at 01:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm thinking of having a wank over tiffany teen soon and these police bits of paper would make good tissue's to mop up the mess...

Should I hand them into the station with my £50 fine with cum all over!!!!!!!! they'd love it!
Andrew
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14th Jan 06 at 01:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
£50

[Edited on 14-01-2006 by Andrew]
SteveW
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why not you lil roode boyy. make me hardd you kujgn ducker
SteveW
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guffy. anser you call upoio cunts
Gav S
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
I'm thinking of having a wank over tiffany teen soon and these police bits of paper would make good tissue's to mop up the mess...

Should I hand them into the station with my £50 fine with cum all over!!!!!!!! they'd love it!


I'm sure that'd go down well "mmh whats this...smells like jizz!!"
CorsAsh
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14th Jan 06 at 01:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gav S
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
I'm thinking of having a wank over tiffany teen soon and these police bits of paper would make good tissue's to mop up the mess...

Should I hand them into the station with my £50 fine with cum all over!!!!!!!! they'd love it!


I'm sure that'd go down well "mmh whats this...smells like jizz!!"


Yes I know, I was watching CSI and thought you might need a DNA sample
Paul_J
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14th Jan 06 at 02:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
exact a mondo!!!

they could get £25 for my sample and then deduct that from the £50 = £25 i owe em!
CorsAsh
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14th Jan 06 at 02:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You'll get wpc tramp wiping herself with your ticket, then coming after you in 9 months for child support. Maybe not such a good idea?
Paul_J
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14th Jan 06 at 02:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
An example of my drunkeness tonight- I have some other dude's belt and he has my legoland one!

as my legoland one is not tight enough and my trousers fall down! So I was lke 'ah hey dude - swap bletlts!!' we swapped and I have his brown belt now!! proper good, decent size... trousres don't fall down now!
Paul_J
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14th Jan 06 at 02:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my breakdancing mate also showed me a quality move tonight - where you cna lift your whole body up on just 1 or two hands legs and feet completely o ff the ground!

kills your wrists though.
WATSON
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14th Jan 06 at 03:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
HAHA klass

"why are you boys running ????

I was like need a exercise officer"

Gav S
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14th Jan 06 at 04:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
my breakdancing mate also showed me a quality move tonight - where you cna lift your whole body up on just 1 or two hands legs and feet completely o ff the ground!

kills your wrists though.


called a 'baby freeze' iirc, i can do it, and spin on one hand
Rus
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14th Jan 06 at 08:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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