bwbw
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Registered: 14th Feb 05
Location: Glasgow
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Post up your best chat up lines... Realised on new year that mine suck.
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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dso a search. there is a massive long thread on this.
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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"THEY CALL ME INDIANA JONES.....'COS I LIKE TO FUMBLE AROUND IN DARK MOIST HOLES.....LETS GO ON AN ADVENTURE!!"
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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show us ur gash u slut
show us ur gash u whore
show us ur gash u slag
show us ur gash cos iv got a stiff willy
show us ur gash cos im attracted to heffers
obviously dnt use these lines if u are serious about the gilr lol, but if they like them it proves that theryr a slag so its all good and all so easy then 
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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if you need to use chat up lines you've already failed.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Keiths favourite:
"Wanna touch my penis warts?"
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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quote:
Originally posted by bwbw
Post up your best chat up lines... Realised on new year that mine suck.
''Fancy going halves on a baby/bastard/abortion.''
Delete as appropriate according to how slaggy the bird is
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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''Can I smell your c*nt?''
''NO YOU CAN'T!!!   ''
''Ah, must be your feet/arse/breath.'' Delete as appropriate etc etc etc.
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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Havn't i come across your face before
I dont do mingers
Chalk my cue and i'll pot your pink
My faves 
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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say it as it is......
"get your coat, you've pulled"
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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when you see a girl, you call her over, now words just by like waving your hand or in the familiar fashion to call her over, or point to her to move to where you are. when she does so, say "wow, i made you come with one hand  "
a girl used this on me before 
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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chat up lines should NOT be used
they can make the person come across as over confident or a no-hoper
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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If you were a burger at Mc Donalds you'd be a Mc Gorgeous
Do u believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again?
"oi gorgeous, nah not you your WELL gorgeous"
*not endorsed by evisu*
[Edited on 05-01-2006 by Evisu]
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Lord when will men realise they dont actually work ... and trying to pay an interest in a woman is the best way of pulling
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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Its just a bit of fun ally
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote:
Originally posted by Evisu
Its just a bit of fun ally
I know, was jst saying
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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My fave...
"you'll do"
"you're ugly, but you interest me"
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Dan A
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Registered: 16th Dec 05
Location: Wakefield, West Yorkshire
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your fat im ugly come on
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Born_corsa02
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Registered: 20th Dec 02
Location: Essex
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theres somthing wrong with your legs.................................there not wrapped round my face
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Excuse me gorgeous but could i ask your name? Because when I dreamt about you last night I could only call you baby.
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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Hi my names Mr Right ive heard you been looking for me
Hey my names ..............matt, remember that you'll be screaming it later
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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" Excuse me, I'm sorry but I can't help but notice how much you look like my first wife, can I ask you your name. ("How many times have you been married?) Never."
" If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?"
"Are you tired? Because you've been running around my mind all day."
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"
You - "Did it hurt".
The other person will natuarlly say "Did what hurt?",
You - "When you fell from heaven."
"That shirt is very becoming on you....and if I was on you, I would be cumming too!"
" Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?"
"Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
Girl: What was the point of that?
Guy : Just wanted an excuese to hold your hand"
"Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could be the answer to your prayers."
"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven."
"Do u sleep on your stomach ...........can i?"
"I know they say milk does a body good but damn, how much have u been drinking?"
"Why don`t u come here sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd but U and I together"
"HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?"
"That dress looks great on you! It would look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor!"
"Just wondering, what would you like for breakfast tomorrow morning?"
"If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!"
"Your father must have been a thief... he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
"It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us."
"Are you busy tonight at 3 0 A.M.?"
"Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!"
"Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her."
"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start."
"If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you."
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vibrio
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Registered: 28th Feb 01
Location: POAH
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quote:
Originally posted by bwbw
Post up your best chat up lines... Realised on new year that mine suck.
I open my wallet at the bar, they see a picture of lewis I pretend he is my nephew works a treat. shame I'm married
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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"Did it hurt".....
(Bird Says) "What"
(if Fit bird) "When you fell from Heaven"
(Fatty) "When you fell from the Ugly tree"...
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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in the words of sam (dna23)
can you drive?
then back up onto this
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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do you do anal?
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