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Kif
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27th Dec 05 at 23:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have become a chav

Driving home from work i saw a nova in a carpark sliding around on the ice. I thought fcuk it, i'm javing some of that so i started sliding around the carpark like a chav


I feel dirty
StuartVRS
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27th Dec 05 at 23:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

go wash your mouth out, grab a camera and go an take pics of naked ladies for the prem lounge. This is your punishment.
Butler
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27th Dec 05 at 23:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where have you been, weve all been at it
IvIarkgraham
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27th Dec 05 at 23:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ive got a burberry hat for sale!!
Kif
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27th Dec 05 at 23:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Butler
Where have you been, weve all been at it


Ive been busy

I might go back and get vids/pics/sketches of said chav anticts
Robin
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27th Dec 05 at 23:59   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i just did this, tried to see how sideways i could get my car into my road

and managed to get wheelspin in 5th

i love the snow
Butler
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28th Dec 05 at 00:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i was at it in safeways this morning, i have vids of rob_lee in sainsburys, who the fuck drives sensibly when you can get away with sliding like a bitch
Kyle T
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28th Dec 05 at 00:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I didnt mean to, but just did a sweeping bend about 100metres long and was sideways all the way round at about 55 (national speed limit road).

Was looking out of the side window all the way round the corner to look out for oncoming traffic. Good job the road was empty


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J200RSA
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28th Dec 05 at 00:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sorry but i also went in a car park and was sliding, i saw a corsa sri doing it and i had to have a go
Kif
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28th Dec 05 at 00:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Joe, we should meet and i will prove who the bigger chav is
J da Silva
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28th Dec 05 at 00:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Get a shower and wash the dirty chavness off your ferret bedding.
mattyross
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Registered: 22nd Dec 05
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28th Dec 05 at 00:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ive just been out for 3 hours, on 3 seperate occasions- want to get some practice on snow
im in now way a chive, but its rude not to drive to the conditions lol..

did a reverse doughnut on the empty school playground lol
mav
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28th Dec 05 at 00:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

coming back from work at 11pm tonight i was wheelspinning all the way..

thwe wee traction control light was going mad.....

but yes i think your a chav
Kif
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28th Dec 05 at 00:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

And i think your old mav


(love you really xxx)
mav
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28th Dec 05 at 00:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



xx
mattyross
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28th Dec 05 at 00:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol
J200RSA
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28th Dec 05 at 18:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
Joe, we should meet and i will prove who the bigger chav is


ok keith, when are you coming to fit the zorst mate?
Matt H
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28th Dec 05 at 18:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'd call you a chav but I did a handbrake turn yesterday

Wasn't in the ice though
Wrighty
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28th Dec 05 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

pmsl @ this thread
TNM
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28th Dec 05 at 18:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i did a few donuts in an empty carpark last night
RCoughtrie
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28th Dec 05 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by TNM
i did a few donuts in an empty carpark last night


fat bastard
Adam-D
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28th Dec 05 at 18:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
I have become a chav

Driving home from work i saw a nova in a carpark sliding around on the ice. I thought fcuk it, i'm javing some of that so i started sliding around the carpark like a chav


I feel dirty


i do this weather its icy or not

not in the corsa of course and only in deserted places where only i can fuck it up, and no one else gets hurt.
its a bit of fun
TNM
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28th Dec 05 at 18:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by RCoughtrie
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
i did a few donuts in an empty carpark last night


fat bastard


Matt H
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28th Dec 05 at 18:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by TNM
i did a few donuts in an empty carpark last night


What were their names?
Matt H
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28th Dec 05 at 18:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

D'oh

Someone already made a joke

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