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L33 LEG
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its so dead in here today. whats everyone upto?

weres my little cs homies?

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waiting for Richie to get back from work, bought Gremlins yesterday so may watch that

part form that firk all tonight, dinner, TV, bed

what about u leg?
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power wanking
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Im bored, just watching chelsea match now
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is that with one of them thingys bread?
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gremlins

iv got nout planned, fuck all on tv aswell

and iv jst had to fix my laptop from virus',so not goin to look at any porn for a while
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brett - u talk sense boy
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quote:
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is that with one of them thingys bread?


its when u wank with ur thumb on top of the shoot lol, tis a nice feeling.
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it's all wobbly now
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whats wrong with a normal wank? Surely it cant feel that different?

Pic/Vids/Tutorials?
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Power Wank (verb)
The act of going to the toilet in the middle of the working day to knock one out in order to just kind of sort your head out after a heavy boozing sesh the night before.
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alleth i wish to view teh milk producing implements.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=power+wank
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alleth i wish to view teh milk producing implements.


Ahab (noun)
A slang term for someone who likes to have sex with fat women.

L33 LEG
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Power Wank (verb)
The act of going to the toilet in the middle of the working day to knock one out in order to just kind of sort your head out after a heavy boozing sesh the night before.



ye theres different types of power wanks, some say it is when u call for ur mum and uv got to bash one of before she gets into ur room

many wanks tho, in some way is more entertaining than sex
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Lord, u put your finger up your bum?
L33 LEG
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quote:
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alleth i wish to view teh milk producing implements.


Ahab (noun)
A slang term for someone who likes to have sex with fat women.




no thats sam
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Power Wank (verb)
The act of going to the toilet in the middle of the working day to knock one out in order to just kind of sort your head out after a heavy boozing sesh the night before.



ye theres different types of power wanks, some say it is when u call for ur mum and uv got to bash one of before she gets into ur room

many wanks tho, in some way is more entertaining than sex


my fav

The act of masturbating whilst inserting something into one's own anus, typically a finger or toothbrush. Known to "power up" a good wank.
L33 LEG
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Lord, u put your finger up your bum?


thats a pokey bum wank
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http://www.fcc.sophia.ac.jp/academics/professors2.php?FacultyID=48
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Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
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soggy biscuit?
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soggy biscuit?


i play this on my own from time to time
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http://www.shiola.co.uk/soggybiscuit/index.php
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i need a wank now

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