L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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its so dead in here today. whats everyone upto?
weres my little cs homies? 
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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waiting for Richie to get back from work, bought Gremlins yesterday so may watch that
part form that firk all tonight, dinner, TV, bed
what about u leg?
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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power wanking
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Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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Im bored, just watching chelsea match now
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Ally
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Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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is that with one of them thingys bread?
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L33 LEG
Banned
Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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gremlins 
iv got nout planned, fuck all on tv aswell 
and iv jst had to fix my laptop from virus',so not goin to look at any porn for a while
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
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brett - u talk sense boy
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L33 LEG
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
is that with one of them thingys bread?
its when u wank with ur thumb on top of the shoot lol, tis a nice feeling.
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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it's all wobbly now
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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whats wrong with a normal wank? Surely it cant feel that different?
Pic/Vids/Tutorials?
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Power Wank (verb)
The act of going to the toilet in the middle of the working day to knock one out in order to just kind of sort your head out after a heavy boozing sesh the night before.
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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alleth i wish to view teh milk producing implements.
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=power+wank
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Ally
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Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
alleth i wish to view teh milk producing implements.
Ahab (noun)
A slang term for someone who likes to have sex with fat women.
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
Power Wank (verb)
The act of going to the toilet in the middle of the working day to knock one out in order to just kind of sort your head out after a heavy boozing sesh the night before.
ye theres different types of power wanks, some say it is when u call for ur mum and uv got to bash one of before she gets into ur room
many wanks tho, in some way is more entertaining than sex
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=power+wank
Lord, u put your finger up your bum?
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
quote: Originally posted by SetH
alleth i wish to view teh milk producing implements.
Ahab (noun)
A slang term for someone who likes to have sex with fat women.
no thats sam
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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quote: Originally posted by L33 LEG
quote: Originally posted by Ally
Power Wank (verb)
The act of going to the toilet in the middle of the working day to knock one out in order to just kind of sort your head out after a heavy boozing sesh the night before.
ye theres different types of power wanks, some say it is when u call for ur mum and uv got to bash one of before she gets into ur room
many wanks tho, in some way is more entertaining than sex
my fav 
The act of masturbating whilst inserting something into one's own anus, typically a finger or toothbrush. Known to "power up" a good wank.
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=power+wank
Lord, u put your finger up your bum?
thats a pokey bum wank
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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http://www.fcc.sophia.ac.jp/academics/professors2.php?FacultyID=48
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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soggy biscuit?
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Brett
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Location: Manchester
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quote: Originally posted by Ally
soggy biscuit?
i play this on my own from time to time
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Ally
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http://www.shiola.co.uk/soggybiscuit/index.php
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L33 LEG
Banned
Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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i need a wank now
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