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Just read this off the internet: This isnt my story. Makes a good read.
First and foremost, I didn't learn jack squat from this trip. So if you're into reading stuff like that, stop right now. If you want to hear about some I saw and heard, read. Oh, and if you want to see a picture I drew, read too.
And this is really long, too.
GETTING THE SHROOMS AND PREPERATION
I acquired about 3 grams one drunken night for $20. I might have been 3.5g, who knows. I was drunk.
About four days later (that's four days of carrying them in my pocket because I was back from school and didn't want my parents or aunt finding out about them) I went to my friends Alan's house to do them. We first went to Blockbuster to rent Alice in Wonderland (who knows what the lady thought about two college kids renting Alice in Wonderland at 11am. Probably thinks we dropped acid). Back at his house, I grabbed some thing that looked like a wooden hammer and proceeded to chop them up. Alan took pictures of this occurring (evidence!). I'd post them, but this actually never happened and what came before this sentence and what is said after this sentence is fiction. When I got them small enough, we filled two glasses full of some strange kind of 7-Up.
SWALLOWING THE NASTY THINGS AND THE ONSET
When they tell you that shrooms taste disgusting, they're wrong. Shrooms don't taste like anything. It's the texture that gets you.
I proceeded to arrange the "grounded" mushrooms into two equal piles. Then Alan proceeded to give me half of his (he was a little bit worried). He swallowed his in a hurry, but I took a bit longer. First, mine had bigger chunks in it so I ended up chewing a bunch (which almost made me puke. Only thing that ran through my mind then was "Don't waste $20 dude"). After I licked the plate clean, we turned on Alice in Wonderland, paused at the beginning, and went to his room to await the effects.
After around ten minutes I wondered if these would work (there's always that sneaking suspicion in anyone's mind, I guess, that says "Maybe this won't work on me. Maybe I'm immune"). In any case, I looked in the mirror and saw that my pupils were dilated, so that put me at rest.
We headed into the living room and unpaused Alice in Wonderland. First thing I noticed was that I was extremely cold. First, his house was cold as a rule, but it seems the shrooms only amplified this. The bastard had a blanket while I had some stupid pillow.
I got up to go to the bathroom when things began to get weird.
CLIMBING TO THE TOP
The first thing I noticed when I was in the bathroom was that the painting on the wall was wobbling. Moving back and forth, I guess. I was happy that the shrooms were working. I got interrupted when Alan came into the hallway and yelled at me "Dude, I think something's happenening!" (I later found out he was lying. He just wanted to say something.) I told him yeah, the painting is tweaking. I looked up at the wall and thought "And this is when the wall starts moving" and, to my surprise, it did. It began flowing to the left.
Coming out of the bathroom I found Alan spinning in circles. He told me there was no gravity and that he couldn't spin to the left. I think at this point euphoria in the body existed for both of us.
After this things get muddled. I couldn't sort this out if I tried.
SOMEWHERE DURING THIS AREA IS THE PEAK, I'M SURE OF IT
(Note: Occurrences might be out of chronological order.)
Still in the hallway with Alan, he started to bug me. He kept saying "Man" and "dogg" excessively. By this point I was seeing a lot of strange things (detailed later) but still calm. However, he was not. I would say that if I had to describe him at this point, it would be that he was drunk. I went into the living room to watch some Wonderland, but quickly found that it was boring. My gaze was transfixed onto a painting to my right.
I looked up and the colors were "vibrating" together which looked really cool. I also began to notice eyes staring off in different directions (never looking at me. That came towards the end of the trip). I also noticed a piece of land mass and shouted out "Dude, it's a hand pointing" and as soon as I said that, the eyes shifted their attention to where it was pointing. I got up to stare at the painting more and began to notice that in every nook and cranny of this beautiful work of art, there was an eye to be found. There was also a little gremlin in the left corner. The trees were drawn very cartoony like, which gave them a 3-D feel.
Having to piss again (I pee a lot) I went to the bathroom (where Alan promptly followed me to bug my ass). When I got in there, the wall was still flowing, with a pair of shorts with a bunch of faces on it (with eyes) breathing. The flowing wall seemed to have been submersed in a flowing liquid which was yellow. For a brief second, I saw the Cheshire Cat. To my right, I saw the wall dripping which was in itself worth the whole trip. The plant below me was shifting sizes. I looked in the mirror (aren't you not supposed to do this?) and saw that my pupils were hugely dilated. Basically, color did not exist in my eyes anymore.
Coming out of the bathroom I found that Alan was "drunk dialing" people and telling them we were doing shrooms. I talked to a few of them, acting calm, while Alan was in near hysteria with what was happening. I went into the living room again and called one of my own friends. It was at this point I noticed the wall had hidden message written on it. On the texture the wall was made out of, I could barely see little letters. I got as close as possible to them, and could see letters, but couldn't figure out what they spelled. Later on, I think I concluded it was all a repitition of the Vans logo.
I called some girl he wanted me to call and got her voicemail. While her voice was telling me to leave a message, I distinctly heard someone say "Hello?" and began thinking it was her. However, it wasn't. Still not sure what that was.
After hanging up, I freaked out for the first and last time. I was kneeling and all of a sudden my right leg felt like something hot was in it, and my left leg felt liquidy. I stood up and that was over and done with.
At this point, eyes were everywhere. On the ground, in plants, everywhere.
On the advice of a friend, I had Alan get me a piece of paper and some markers to draw. The drawing appears at the end of this post.
I began to feel like the wall was talking behind my back, and also breathing behind my back. However, I caught it in the act, and it began to breath freely.
I returned to the bathroom (yeah I know) and the walls were flowing and breathing. It is extremely hard to concentrate on pissing when this is happening.
After this, Alan and I sat down in the hallway. For some reason, I felt like he was larger than he was. He looked the exact same size, but I felt like he was huge. My legs also felt huge. The only normal part of my body was my upper body it seemed.
We returned to the living room. Laughing our asses off (which we did the whole time). I was laughing and put my head down on a pillow and for the life of me I can't put it into words. I can barely think of what it felt like. I'm not even gonna try.
END OF THE TRIP
Alan went to pissing and I was left alone with Alice in Wonderland (which we had restarted about 3 times. It sucked, but it was strangely comforting). I looked at the painting that I had basically spent the whole trip staring at, finding new things, and noticed the last thing. There was a face in it staring at me. I tried conversing with it, but the trip wasn't powerful enough anymore it seemed. In any case, exhausted, I went to Alan's room to lie down on the bed while we played "Dark Side of the Moon"
AFTERWARDS AND STUFF
Just a couple quick thoughts.
My eyes hurt like a .
I didn't much feel like being social. Just wanted to kick back.
If I try hard enough, I can make my ceiling texture move.
Well, that's it. Here's my drawing. Hope you read it all. If you didn't, I don't blame you.
Thats it, not my story but made a good read. Has anyone else done these or thought about doing mushrooms, or have stories?  
[Edited on 29-11-2005 by K2 HOY]
[Edited on 29-11-2005 by K2 HOY]
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Bart
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fuck that
a good read is a short read
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K2 GTi
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
fuck that
a good read is a short read
yeah thats what i think too but read this and is interesting 
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MatthewR
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lol
shrooms rock! I had the most fcuked up of times on them
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CCA
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I got to 'I was drunk' scrolled down and decided this is too long to read
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K2 GTi
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quote:
Originally posted by Evisu
lol
shrooms rock! I had the most fcuked up of times on them
explain
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MatthewR
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Mate, well weird, heard to explain - i felt as things were normal for abit but then your head goes - not liek pills there no rush it just takes u by suprise - i felt like my brain was fizzing coz we crushed em with coka cola 
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K2 GTi
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did you see anything or ote
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Simon
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Spent many a time over summer on shrooms down pub in beer garden, have to say pissing is one of the hardest things to do, you just keep losing concentration and thinking youve pissed all over yourself
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MatthewR
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PMSL! you forget why u went to teh toilet even though earlier u were bursting
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gianluigi
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 i dont see the need to take drugs to have a good time
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ed
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Show us the pic!
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K2 GTi
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Ok pic coming
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Simon
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ed, flapper n firkin pub near nia, cool pub
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K2 GTi
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pic in lol
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ed
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What the hell...
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Greasemonkey
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I took lots of Shrooms this summer, allot of them aint trippy but i did have one night where i was sat out with a mate under the stars night fishing and all i could see were grids like graph paper absolutely fucking every where, my whole world was in a grid and all the stars kinda fused together with thin strands of light. Was aright and i didnt stop laughing for hours to the point when you forget what your laughing at
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Carl
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i'd never dare have them, scared i'd have a bad trip and end up killing myslef.
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Lawrah
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Ive been told stories about them, about there being a small hole in the celing and being sooked up it..the story terrified me every to try anything like that.
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gianluigi
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what story is that lawrah?
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Lawrah
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Just some a old guy used 2 tell us
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gianluigi
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what about the hole in the celing...??
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CCA
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You can have a bad trip on anything and it can jsut send you nutty
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Lawrah
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That he could see a hole in the celing and it sooked him up it
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Greasemonkey
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My mate that done it at glastoonbury he spent a few hours seeing feet everywhere which is a bit fooked up, he then took some more few hours before getting in his tent to go sleep, he was treated to a light show when ever he closed his eyes then freaked out in the middle of the night and shot up, instead of using the zip door of the tent he decided the best way out was to rip through the side of the tent to get free.
PMSL
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