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Sam
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25th Oct 05 at 12:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
When you are at work and sat at your desk, do you ever get a hard-on?

I had a semi earlier for no apparent reason... Maybe it was a delayed reaction to seeing a large breasted woman at work yesterday arvo...

corsa-boy19 and I were discussing the finer points of sausages a few minutes ago... I think I may have another semi now...
Kif
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25th Oct 05 at 12:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You gave me a semi sam.....

was it the talk of milfs
Sam
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There are some MILFs downstairs, and large breasted fit birds on the other side of the office up here.

Typically, I get to be in an office full of weirdos and munters. How lamentable.
Kif
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25th Oct 05 at 12:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
They put you there so you dont feel out of place
Edd
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25th Oct 05 at 12:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yep just had one there after looking at some mobile porn forgot all about it then stood up and walked to the photocopier
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25th Oct 05 at 12:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
They put you there so you dont feel out of place


Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
yep just had one there after looking at some mobile porn forgot all about it then stood up and walked to the photocopier


Did anyone see your trouser snake?
Kif
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
They put you there so you dont feel out of place




Love you really xxx
Edd
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25th Oct 05 at 12:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
yep just had one there after looking at some mobile porn forgot all about it then stood up and walked to the photocopier


Did anyone see your trouser snake?



probably,but its not as if someones gonna say "hey Edward you've got a raging hard on havent you" luckily it was dying down to a grade 3 semi

[Edited on 25-10-2005 by Edd]
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25th Oct 05 at 12:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I usually stay seated till it goes
Half Pint
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25th Oct 05 at 12:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes i get random semi's and sometimes full rock-on's

just carry on reading through contracts and it soon goes
Sam
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25th Oct 05 at 12:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
yep just had one there after looking at some mobile porn forgot all about it then stood up and walked to the photocopier


Did anyone see your trouser snake?



probably,but its not as if someones gonna say "hey Edward you've got a raging hard on havent you" luckily it was dying down to a grade 3 semi

[Edited on 25-10-2005 by Edd]


Did you walk past any fit birds at the time? If so, did they stare and smile?
Jamie Walby
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25th Oct 05 at 12:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have been there. The worst time was when I used to work in an office. One of the partners of the firm sent me a 'special' email next thing I know, phone rings, 'Jamie, could you please come to reception, there is a client that needs help filling in some forms......'

I tried to sit it out, but it just wouldn't go. Then the receptionist phoned up again, so I grabbed the clients file and used that to shield it as I walked down 3 flights of steps. As Edd mentioned a grade 3 semi was achieved by the time i got to reception and a very clever tacticle sitting position, perched on the side of the main desk in the reception area, minimised any potential hiccups. In all, I was very pleased with how I handled the situation.
Sam
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25th Oct 05 at 12:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
They put you there so you dont feel out of place




Love you really xxx


Thanks honey love you more xxx
Kif
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25th Oct 05 at 12:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
They put you there so you dont feel out of place




Love you really xxx


Thanks honey love you more xxx


Jamie Walby
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25th Oct 05 at 12:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Now I just lean against the counter and hope no customers want me to get something down for them....
Sam
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25th Oct 05 at 12:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Now I just lean against the counter and hope no customers want me to get something down for them....


It could work for you if a nice lady came in and you wanted to bone her (or a guy if you are that way inclined )
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25th Oct 05 at 12:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
yes i get random semi's and sometimes full rock-on's

just carry on reading through contracts and it soon goes


I've heard thats the osrt of thing that gets gives you a raging hard on!
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25th Oct 05 at 12:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no! it's timmy contact that gives me a rage on

[Edited on 25-10-2005 by Half Pint]
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
no but some middle aged guy did


Edd
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25th Oct 05 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
yep just had one there after looking at some mobile porn forgot all about it then stood up and walked to the photocopier


Did anyone see your trouser snake?



probably,but its not as if someones gonna say "hey Edward you've got a raging hard on havent you" luckily it was dying down to a grade 3 semi

[Edited on 25-10-2005 by Edd]


Did you walk past any fit birds at the time? If so, did they stare and smile?



no but some middle aged guy did
Edd
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25th Oct 05 at 12:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sorry sam i deleted the original by accident
TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
no! it's timmy contact that gives me a rage on

[Edited on 25-10-2005 by Half Pint]


I have dealings with your 'contact' before
Half Pint
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25th Oct 05 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you love it bitch !

stop moaning or i'll do your face dry again!
Sam
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25th Oct 05 at 12:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Edd
sorry sam i deleted the original by accident


I'm telling on you!


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