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richard_syko
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20th Oct 05 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you hear about them first. cs or through friend?
Edd
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i made it up
Lynny
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manager at work, hes got bored of doing the standard type at home so now does it in the office at work and shouts for someone to come up...
Carl
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in abit of pub banter
--Dave--
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20th Oct 05 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



heard it through banter with mates. Makes me laugh.

Posh w4nk as well
richard_syko
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What about power wanks???

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by richard_syko]
Jamie Walby
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20th Oct 05 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You all seem to be overlooking a victory wank aswell. The most satisfying of the entire wank range!
dna23
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20th Oct 05 at 14:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
What about power wanks???

[Edited on 20-10-2005 by richard_syko]


so fast it comes out lumpy?
gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
You all seem to be overlooking a victory wank aswell. The most satisfying of the entire wank range!


explain jamie
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
You all seem to be overlooking a victory wank aswell. The most satisfying of the entire wank range!


explain jamie


my names not jamie but ill explain, victoriousitiwankisitis (more commonly reffered to as 'victory wank') is the act of having a wafty crank post sexual intercourse with a fine looking woman.

The most satisfying of the wank range is up for debate however with my personal fave being a 'posh wank'
K2 GTi
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quote:
Originally posted by Sxi04
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
You all seem to be overlooking a victory wank aswell. The most satisfying of the entire wank range!


explain jamie


my names not jamie but ill explain, victoriousitiwankisitis (more commonly reffered to as 'victory wank') is the act of having a wafty crank post sexual intercourse with a fine looking woman.

The most satisfying of the wank range is up for debate however with my personal fave being a 'posh wank'


using a jonny?
Hammer
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no a wank off victoria beckham
dna23
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quote:
Originally posted by K2 HOY
quote:
Originally posted by Sxi04
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
You all seem to be overlooking a victory wank aswell. The most satisfying of the entire wank range!


explain jamie


my names not jamie but ill explain, victoriousitiwankisitis (more commonly reffered to as 'victory wank') is the act of having a wafty crank post sexual intercourse with a fine looking woman.

The most satisfying of the wank range is up for debate however with my personal fave being a 'posh wank'


using a jonny?


yes, he likes his hands to smell of burnt rubber and spermicide
Hammer
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20th Oct 05 at 14:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

only if theyre ribbed for extra friction induced burning
Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by Sxi04
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
You all seem to be overlooking a victory wank aswell. The most satisfying of the entire wank range!


explain jamie


my names not jamie but ill explain, victoriousitiwankisitis (more commonly reffered to as 'victory wank') is the act of having a wafty crank post sexual intercourse with a fine looking woman.

The most satisfying of the wank range is up for debate however with my personal fave being a 'posh wank'


Thats the wank. Of course its the most satisfying. You just had your way with a fittie.....goooooood, then you have a wank......goooooooood.

How can you top that.....Unless you have a posh victory wank!

OR EVEN BETTER

A posh victory woop
richard_syko
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20th Oct 05 at 15:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

or a....



POSH DANGER POWERED VICTORY WOOP
--Dave--
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20th Oct 05 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

WOOP!!

all bow down to the founder of Woop...

I thank you
Jamie Walby
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20th Oct 05 at 15:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no. thats just silly.

Edit - not you Dave. You have my upmost respect for opening my eyes to the seedy underground pleasure sindicate (sp) that is the Woop Brigade


[Edited on 20-10-2005 by Jamie Walby]
--Dave--
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20th Oct 05 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jamie

let's go round the back and Woop together
Jamie Walby
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20th Oct 05 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That really would be a Danger Woop!

Lets get some one to meet us in 5 to really add some spice to the occasion.
--Dave--
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20th Oct 05 at 15:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

did you say meat?

Jamie Walby
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20th Oct 05 at 15:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

maybe!
dave17
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20th Oct 05 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Posh danger victory wank sounds too much 4 me
gianluigi
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20th Oct 05 at 15:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

whats a woop?
Jamie Walby
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20th Oct 05 at 15:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
whats a woop?


seriously?

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