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Nath
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing. He says, 'Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.' Bush cries, 'Oh god! No! Thats terrible!' His staff are stunned at this display of emotion as they nervously wait for a reaction. Finally, Bush, with tears in his eyes, looks up and asks, 'How many is a brazillion?'




(stole it from Zoo magaizne but who cares, still made me laugh)
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i dont get it

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id get it if it said three Brazilians............
but three Brazilian soldiers.......doesnt seem to make sense
to me

[Edited on 14-10-2005 by Haimsey]

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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
id get it if it said three Brazilians were killed............
but three Brazilian soldiers were killed.......doesnt seem to make sense
to me




Ok thing along the lines of a million, a billion, a trillion..........then remember how stupid George W Bush is.................Then think of the word brazillion..........
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does he miss out the word soldiers in his head then? and just think "three Brazilian were killed"
instead of "three Brazilian soldiers were killed" ?

[Edited on 14-10-2005 by Haimsey]

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Three brazillion, bush thinks a stupid amount of soldiers were killed rather than three soldiers from the South American country called Brazil.
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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
does he miss out the word soldiers in his head then? and just think "three Brazilian were killed"
instead of "three Brazilian soldiers were killed" ?

[Edited on 14-10-2005 by Haimsey]

stop talking.
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class nath, there thick
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
does he miss out the word soldiers in his head then? and just think "three Brazilian were killed"
instead of "three Brazilian soldiers were killed" ?

[Edited on 14-10-2005 by Haimsey]

stop talking.


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quote:
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class nath, there thick


I found it amusing, both the joke and me explaining the punchline. Sheff Utd tomorrow? Beat them please!
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quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
class nath, there thick


I found it amusing, both the joke and me explaining the punchline. Sheff Utd tomorrow? Beat them please!
our pleasure my friend
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LMAO
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Its hard to decide if the joke or the stupidty are funnier.
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PMSL at joke and at stupid people!!
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This thread is excellent
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Taxi for Haimsey
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quote:
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Taxi for Haimsey


With Ultimate Corsa Plonker behind the wheel too
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Taxi for Haimsey


With Ultimate Corsa Plonker behind the wheel too


Yeah why not
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Lynny
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Whats brown and runny?........








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get out
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someones been grave digging

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