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SetH
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Post a pic along with one of your fav quotes



"I found the treasure!! we can live like kiiingggsss!!"
Matt H
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"Daddy would you like some sausages?"
SetH
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"Im the backwards man the backwards man"
Matt H
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Anyone ever tried that?
mwg
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
"Daddy would you like some sausages?"


PMSL thats got to be one of the funniest bits of the film IMO
Ojc
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Is that the film where he says "Kiss my grits, NUGE"
Cybermonkey
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Fuck you dad.
Fuck me? Is that what you wanna do?
[Jim drops his pants]
Well go ahead, FUCK ME.
Carly
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H


"Daddy would you like some sausages?"


Absolutely the best quote pmsl
Corsa E-Tec
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the backward man bit is funny, ( the backward man walking as fast as he can )
Ojc
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I was just talking to someone at work and he told me about the birth scene where he delivers a baby and starts swinging it around by its ambilical cord
MatthewR
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A CHEESE SANDWHICH
Ojc
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Stick the cheese up your bum
Matt H
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The restaurant phone conversation is classic
SetH
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40 million fucking deutch marks bob!! 40 million fucking deutch marks!! (food falling out of his mouth) your fired!! your fucking fired bob!
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"LOOK AT ME! IM A SEXY BOY! DING! DONG!
YOU CANT HURT ME! NOT WITHOUT MY...CHEESE HELMET"



[Edited on 14-10-2005 by Cavey]
SetH
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the phone conv is the best bit, that bit had me in stiches for ages ,
i havent seen this film for years tho!
Matt H
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"Proud"

"Proud"

"Proud"

"Im so proud of you son"

"Goodbye Daddy, Im gonna make you proud...............GET OUTTA THE FUCKIN ROAD!!!"
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Jim introduces betty (wheelchair girl) to his dad:

Jim: Wait a minute... You're crippled.
Gord Brody: Dad...
Betty: What?
Gord Brody: Dad...
Betty: You got a problem with my legs?
Jim: No, you got a problem with your legs. It's ether that, or you're just lazy.


[Edited on 14-10-2005 by Bart]
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Jim: Hey Gord, the water cold enough for ya?
[Turns the water temp level down, then breaks into the bathroom, then flushes the Toilet]
Jim: Don't tell me this boys so stupid he doesn't know the difference between hot and cold.
[opens shower to find Gord with a soap on a rope in Scuba Gear]
Jim: Hey, what are ya doing in my scuba gear?
Gord: Look, I found a treasure.
Jim: That's a soap on a rope!
Gord: SHhhhhhhhhh, I'm pretending it's a treasure.
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i fucking love this film

one of the best bits for me is when he smacks the girl in the face with the bamboo stick
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This film is a crack up

When he starts wanking the horse, and when hte bloke breaks his leg on the ramp n he starts licking the bone funny shit
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"look daddy im a farmer" (wanking the horse off sence)
CraigyG
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH


"Im the backwards man the backwards man"



That bit cracks me up everytime
Ben
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when hes in the dead dear and gets run over by the truck , going to watch this film tonight its piss funny

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