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12th Oct 05 at 11:21

Please don't post puns anymore, they are not clever, they usually make no sense and you lot are crap at maing them up anyway...

For example...

Max Power,

Puns include;

Max Flower, WTF is that supposed to mean?

Max Poo, Thats just lame, I would be embaraced at such a poor attempt.

You don't work for The Sun, so don't bother.

Thankyou.

3CorsaMeal

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12th Oct 05 at 11:24

is this some lyrics to your latest rap?

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12th Oct 05 at 11:28

Just give me the keys and we'll be clubbin' yaaa.... WTF?

Matt H

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12th Oct 05 at 11:34

Is it doing your ed in?

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12th Oct 05 at 11:35

... And to think, I slept with you

CorsAsh

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12th Oct 05 at 11:35

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Is it doing your ed in?

I don't see why it Matters

gianluigi

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12th Oct 05 at 11:36

@ matt h

[Edited on 12-10-2005 by gianluigi]

Tom

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12th Oct 05 at 11:37

Max Flower is not a pun

a pun is a joke within a joke without fucking round with the words isn't it

gianluigi

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12th Oct 05 at 11:42

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Max Flower is not a pun a pun is a joke within a joke without fucking round with the words isn't it

ed aint got a punning clue

*see what i did there*

_Allan_

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12th Oct 05 at 11:43

Sorry

[Edited on 12-10-2005 by _Allan_]

CorsAsh

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12th Oct 05 at 11:43

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Max Flower is not a pun a pun is a joke within a joke without fucking round with the words isn't it

ed aint got a punning clue

*see what i did there*

gianluigi

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12th Oct 05 at 11:45

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Max Flower is not a pun a pun is a joke within a joke without fucking round with the words isn't it

ed aint got a punning clue

*see what i did there*

omg

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12th Oct 05 at 11:46

"Nut caught gathering squirrels in park"
"Telescope salesman says business is looking up"
"Rag salesman says his reputation is in tatters"
"Spud farmer says his reputation is in 'taters"
"Plastic drinking tube crisis is "final straw" say McDonald's"
"Costcutting fishmonger warned "your skate is on thin ice""
" Incestuous father comes into his own"
"Mexican thief starts crimewave"
"Dutch inflatable shoe designer pops her clogs"
"Skin donor claims he was glad to get it off his chest "
"Another tragic heroin death -we ask WAS IT IN VEIN?"
"Insane, disoriented eco-warrior was barking up the wrong tree"

3CorsaMeal

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12th Oct 05 at 11:48

that was pun-expected

Cybermonkey

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12th Oct 05 at 11:49

that was pun-ing awful

Cybermonkey

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12th Oct 05 at 11:49

Ken Hom hits wok bottom

3CorsaMeal

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12th Oct 05 at 11:49

and it can't be pun-done now

Cybermonkey

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12th Oct 05 at 11:49

Wheel struts "most important part of bicycle" says spokesman

Cybermonkey

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12th Oct 05 at 11:50

Russell Crowe "is total cunt" confirms Insider insider

gianluigi

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12th Oct 05 at 11:51

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey

" Incestuous father comes into his own"

Cybermonkey

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12th Oct 05 at 11:53

"Chinese restaurant attacked in act of won-ton vandalism"

gianluigi

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12th Oct 05 at 11:53

monkey stop

Cybermonkey

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12th Oct 05 at 11:54

TAMPAX sponsors period drama

Cybermonkey

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12th Oct 05 at 11:55

Gay dwarf couple are "both feeling a little queer"

Welsh Dan

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12th Oct 05 at 11:59

I entered a "best pun" competition once. I had 10 entrys, but didn't win. No pun in ten did

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