corsasport.co.uk
 

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Horrific injuries thread


New Topic

New Poll
  <<  1    2  >> Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.


Author Horrific injuries thread
J da Silva
Member

Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
User status: Offline
23rd Sep 05 at 21:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What's the worst injury you've suffered and did you hurl?

Mine is a snapped leg at the age of 13 playing football for my school, my ankle was all crookid at the bottom, David Buust styleeee
loo_goblin
Member

Registered: 14th Jul 04
Location: Horsham, West Sussex
User status: Offline
23rd Sep 05 at 21:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

chopped my thumb off, it was saved, didnt hurl, coz i was so shocked lol
Wayne
Member

Registered: 19th May 04
Location: Haslingden, Lancashire
User status: Offline
23rd Sep 05 at 21:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

going down a twitsed lane on my bike, went round a corner a car was flying up i cudnt stop intime, went straight into the bonnet over the car room landed face 1st on to concrete, bent several teeth back, grazed, bruised the lot
Wayne
Member

Registered: 19th May 04
Location: Haslingden, Lancashire
User status: Offline
23rd Sep 05 at 21:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

fell down a pot hole when i was about 6 broke my leg, dropped a fence on my thumb broke that, fell off a tree swing and broke my arm, broke my collar bone, and split my head open on a marbal fireplace not done 2 bad
J200RSA
Member

Registered: 23rd May 05
Location: Sheffield
User status: Offline
23rd Sep 05 at 21:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

knocked my front tooth out (saved an its bk in) and a hole in my top lip
all due 2 messin about with my mates, i was dared 2 run dwn a hill, run up a chair an jump off it flyin kickin my cousin in the head whilst he was holdin a door 2 his face, but wen i jumped off the chair he threw the door in my face, its all on camera
V-Man
Member

Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
User status: Offline
23rd Sep 05 at 22:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fell over and landed on this cement mixer stand, the hook that holds the mixer went in my leg sliced my back leg muscle in half (didnt feel it) got up and off and ripped my leg muscle out the new hole (still didnt feel it).
Only noticed it after draggin my leg 3 footsteps, clockin on it wasnt workin and lookin behind me to see a trail of solid blood...and of course my muscle outside my leg . didnt ever feel a thing as my leg went numb ,didnt hurl, just called for mum!
missed my leg artery or vein by 2 mm the doc said
burgess
Member

Registered: 22nd Feb 04
Location: Norton, North Yorkshire
User status: Offline
23rd Sep 05 at 22:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Knocked a ginger lad out by banging his head on some steps when i was six
the next day was sports day he then smacked me in the chest with a rounders bat and broke every rib on my left handside
it then healed wrong onto of the breast bone so when i stopped growing at 15 i had a operation where they cut my breast bone out, broke it in three pieces and wired it back together
had a op a year later to remove the wire
now have a big scar like i have had heart surgery!
nice
Ian
Site Administrator

Avatar

Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
User status: Offline
23rd Sep 05 at 23:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fell in a swimming pool once trying to run away from the lifeguard spraying cold water at us, hit my tooth on the side as I went in the water. The tooth was ground back a bit and shaped OK, but it now has no nerve in it.
Graeme
Premium Member

Avatar

Registered: 26th Jul 04
Location: Northampton
User status: Offline
23rd Sep 05 at 23:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i broke my back in 2 places in a motorbike crash last year and am walking all ok and with no metal in my back or anything!!!
SetH
Member

Registered: 15th Jul 01
User status: Online
24th Sep 05 at 00:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by V-Man
Fell over and landed on this cement mixer stand, the hook that holds the mixer went in my leg sliced my back leg muscle in half (didnt feel it) got up and off and ripped my leg muscle out the new hole (still didnt feel it).
Only noticed it after draggin my leg 3 footsteps, clockin on it wasnt workin and lookin behind me to see a trail of solid blood...and of course my muscle outside my leg . didnt ever feel a thing as my leg went numb ,didnt hurl, just called for mum!
missed my leg artery or vein by 2 mm the doc said


Jesus fuckign christ man!! i think this experience has owned this thread and the next 20 replies
charcoalgrill
Member

Registered: 23rd Oct 02
Location: Bristol
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 00:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i caught my willy in my zipper
Rob_Corsa
Member

Registered: 4th Apr 02
Location: Derbyshire
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 06:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

as a kid i was running down the side of a swimmin pool when i sliped and got my foot caught in the hand-rail around the pool and fell in. Needless to say i broke my leg and never ran round a pool again!
Andrew
Member

Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 07:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When i was a kid i fell over another kid in the road and cut my head open. Now have a small scar on my forehead.

Also, when i was 3 i pulled my parents new worktops on top on myself and broke both my legs
Ally
Member

Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 07:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've never seriously injured myself

Worst ive done was probably dropping a hot baking tray on my arm when i was at school, but that only left a tiny mark that u can hardly see now
Gripe
Member

Registered: 3rd Jul 05
Location: Whitby
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 11:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My brother dropped a breeze-block on my head when i was 10
ChrisD16v
Member

Registered: 16th Jun 04
Location: Chester, Cheshire
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 11:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the day before i started high school fell off my push bike and kissed the curb at about 20mph. smashed 7 top teeth + 6 bottom teeth clean outta my mouth, broke my jaw in 2 places and ripped my top lip off. 225 stitches in total + 3 years of surgery to put right. i missed the first year of high school so isn't all that bad!!
Jamie Walby
Member

Registered: 15th Nov 04
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 12:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I tripped up and went through my front door at about 14 and needed a poopoo load of stiches in my arm and actually IN my arm. Then when I had stitches out went back to school raised hand and the wound ripped open.

also came of bike at about 10 and skidded down a hill on my face which looked pretty grim. no real scars though now! so all is good from that one
AndyCorsa
Member

Registered: 24th Oct 03
Location: Macclesfield, Cheshire
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 12:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ran into a lamppost!!
Think I was 13. How the fcuk I didn't see it is beyond me?? Was one of them old style massive iron ones also and it fcuking hurt! Split my head right open had about 25 stitches. Luckily the scar is on my eyebrow so it doesn't stand out.
Mikorsa16v
Member

Registered: 2nd Sep 02
Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 15:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

at school the whole year thought it would be a fun idea for one line of people to stand on one side of the playground and one line of people to stand on the other side of the playground and throw heavy objects that we could find - mouse balls, bricks, batteries, wood, metal poles etc etc and see who could hit who, i walked down there and got clobbered in the eye by 3/4 of a brick wasnt funny at the time, was walkin around all dizzy with loads of blood pishing everywhere, my mate went and broke his nose (guy who threw it ), 5 years later and i still have a tiny bit of brick below my eye

[Edited on 24-09-2005 by Mikorsa16v]
stuartmitchell
Member

Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 16:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fell off a wall head first onto a lit BBQ

blood everywhere and no tea
Charlene
Member

Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 16:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ive been pretty lucky never had a major one

Worse was when i was fixing the bike chain on a exercise back and my brother started to pedal and it cut the end of my finger and was hanging off blood everywhere and i passed out
Nismo
Member

Registered: 12th Sep 02
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 16:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Ive been pretty lucky never had a major one



Ill split your ass if you want to have one
Nismo
Member

Registered: 12th Sep 02
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 16:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mine was riding along a 6ft wall on a todlers 3 wheeler thing and falling off onto my shoulder and breaking my shoulder bone and arm
corsa5dr
Member

Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: Bath/Bristol - Evo 4 GSR
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When I was about 9 a mate frisbeed a lego board at me and it hit me in the eyebrow. Had to have a few stitches
ed
Member

Registered: 10th Sep 03
User status: Offline
24th Sep 05 at 16:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have torn my collar bone off of my shoulder. It's going to be like that for ever

  <<  1    2  >>
New Topic

New Poll

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Horrific injuries thread 23 database queries in 0.0239789 seconds