AJP
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OMG, i was just day dreaming at my desk and i remembered something i did when i was in middle school.
I was in a maths lesson and we had a sheet of sums to fills out and once we had compelted the or as many as we could, we then went up to our teacher and went through them with him.
When i was in the queue with a friend there was a girl in front of us who got the most basic sum wrong and when the teacher asked her another easy one she got wrong. when my friend and I heard her answer we burst out laughing, which made her cry and the teacher gave us detention during lunch time. 
I feel quite bad now. 
Anyone else remember mean things they have done to people when they were young??
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CorsAsh
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Shot my brother in laws nephew in the head with a bow and arrow. Just missed his eye... lucky he's a braindead gimp or I could have killed him
[Edited on 23-09-2005 by CorsAsh]
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Tom
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You must have had quite a dull childhood 
I remmeber loads of things, smoking dry grass in wrigley wrappers my mates eating an earwig (and actually beleiveing they lived in peoples ears ) I also remember my first fight when I was about 10 my mate faggoted out cos' he had cramp in his knuckles again it was at the top of harrison park hill and every talked about it all day in school and one lad turned up with pop corn
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gianluigi
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girls asking me out, saying yes, then dumping them a few hours later.
when i was in yr7, a skanky girl in y10 asked me out lol
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AJP
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
girls asking me out, saying yes, then dumping them a few hours later.
when i was in yr7, a skanky girl in y10 asked me out lol
LOL i did that to a girl and she cried for ages
we were in the same year, she asked me out at the start of lunch break. problem was she wouldn't kiss me so i dumped herr at the end of lunch
my shortest relationship ever 
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
girls asking me out, saying yes, then dumping them a few hours later.
when i was in yr7, a skanky girl in y10 asked me out lol
I had a girlfriend in primary school, then I dumped her because I didn't like her new shoes.
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SteveW
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i remember being kicked by a girl (she missed my lil nuts and got my leg) so i kicked her back.. she cried and i got in trouble 
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Mad Moe
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Me and a mate stole a teachers handbag once and hid it in the store cupboard. She started screaming at us to give her it back, she knew it was us because we were right little shits, but we just sat there pissing ourselves laughing in her face. She eventually broke down sobbing her eyes out and ran out the class and we didn't see her for the rest of the lesson.
I here she is on the sick now because of stress
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Mad Moe
Me and a mate stole a teachers handbag once and hid it in the store cupboard. She started screaming at us to give her it back, she knew it was us because we were right little shits, but we just sat there pissing ourselves laughing in her face. She eventually broke down sobbing her eyes out and ran out the class and we didn't see her for the rest of the lesson.
I here she is on the sick now because of stress
Reminds me of a teacher I used to have, always getting the piss taken out of him for being gay (not sure if he was mind you)...one day he just draws a stick man on the board, sits down and says "ok, you can throw things at me now..." whilst holding his head in his hands. Didn't see him for a while after that
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Smiffie
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dunno how old i was, but i was in a shop waiting in the queue to pay,
the old man behind me was served first, he soon realised i was in the queue and apologised that it had meant i had to wait longer, and i replied
"don't worry i have longer to live" 
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AJP
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quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
dunno how old i was, but i was in a shop waiting in the queue to pay,
the old man behind me was served first, he soon realised i was in the queue and apologised that it had meant i had to wait longer, and i replied
"don't worry i have longer to live"
what a response
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Smiffie
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while playing power rangers with my brother, i was the big monster and i head butted him
this was yesterday
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
You must have had quite a dull childhood
I remmeber loads of things, smoking dry grass in wrigley wrappers my mates eating an earwig (and actually beleiveing they lived in peoples ears ) I also remember my first fight when I was about 10 my mate faggoted out cos' he had cramp in his knuckles again it was at the top of harrison park hill and every talked about it all day in school and one lad turned up with pop corn
i thought they lived in people's ears....
seriously....
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Ally
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i had a fight with my brother, he went to sit down and i pulled the chair out from him, he fell on the floor and was winded, gasping for breath
i thought i had killed him
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I here she is on the sick now because of stress
Reminds me of a teacher I used to have, always getting the piss taken out of him for being gay (not sure if he was mind you)...one day he just draws a stick man on the board, sits down and says "ok, you can throw things at me now..." whilst holding his head in his hands. Didn't see him for a while after that
FPMSL
but why a stick man?
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CorsAsh
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I honestly have no idea, guess a nervous breakdown does funny things to a person...
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--Dave--
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did you throw anything at him?
I would have rubbed the stick man off the board
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Ojc
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Hiding in a cupboard in someone elses lesson, then half way through that lesson jumping out claiming to have been abducted by aliens
Smashing up a classroom on the last day of term, turning tables over and chucking a load of books into a sink full of dirty water.
Got in serious sh1t for that but no one owned up
Chopping legs off chairs with junior hacksaws and getting caught
Pulling this wooden stall to pieces and putting it back together with wood glue for the little pikie of the class to sit on it and it fall to pieces underneath him
Covering our science desk with flamable liquid and setting it on fire with a massive WOOOSSHHH, singed eyebrows galoure, the girls were'nt impressed
Putting airbombs in the massive grundons and the school had to ring the fire brigade because the fire got well out of control They never got us for that either 
Arriving at school at 8.50, going to registration and bunking the rest of the day, only going back to register in the afternoon then sodding off on our mopeds down to Hayling Island and other far away places in the summer of 98. (My entire year 11 was spent on my Aprilia SR50)
Bunking off from a lesson and blatently going to play football on the field near the History block, someone with club feet volleyed the ball into the window and watching it sway back and forward as we await it to break and cover someone in glass, I still don't realise how that did'nt smash.
We stole some keys out of our head of years room and locked an entire block in there rooms for the whole of lunchtime, would have been funny if there had been a fire
Going into the sports hall and turning off the power to one side of the school.
Squirting our English teacher with a water pistol filled with red dye.
Stappling a supply teachers jumper to the pin board.
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AJP
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@ Ojc
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Sam
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I used to love bunking off school!
One day me and a couple of mates bunked off school and spent the day in Brighton of all places!
One of my mates bought some 16 year old relative of his (I can't remember how they were related but she had a nice pair of babylons! )!
Anyway we took the train from Windsor to London Paddington, and she goes up to one of the ticket desks and asks "where's the nearest beach around here?" - in the middle of central London FFS!
Thinking back now, she was quite a chav, she's probably a single mother to 5 kids now, all from different dads!
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
One of my mates bought some 16 year old relative of his (I can't remember how they were related but she had a nice pair of babylons! )!
Cost much? 
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OK I forgot the 'r' - my spelling and grammar is correct 99% of the time - give me a break! 
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