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sxi16vjoe
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What would you train it to do??
GREG 1
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Oh northern boys love gravy !
Edd
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this










[Edited on 19-09-2005 by Edd_20]
GREG 1
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* I would train it to make me breakfast
sxi16vjoe
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sheephead sheephead
GREG 1
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EAZY EAZY EAZY EAZY

YOOOOOOOU SHAAAAATUUUUUUUPPP !
sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by GREG 1
* I would train it to make me breakfast


Me and fad have just been discussin this. I would train it to wipe my ass.
sxi16vjoe
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Im here all week
Edd
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smuggle drugs
GREG 1
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Invisiball, anyone seen my ball ?

[Edited on 19-09-2005 by GREG 1]
sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd_20
smuggle drugs



Maybe I should of thought of that last year
Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
quote:
Originally posted by Edd_20
smuggle drugs



Maybe I should of thought of that last year



Fad
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you could of fitted the drugs and halfpint in the suitcase
sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by GREG 1
Invisible ball, anyone seen it ?


I took a girl out for a meal she dropped peas all on the table.
the waiter came over and said "You've peed all over the table"
"I said thats not my peas its herpes"
sxi16vjoe
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quote:
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you could of fitted the drugs and halfpint in the suitcase


I think that drugs weighed more than HP
GREG 1
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Thats what i call "Showboating"
Carl
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blowjobs, then i'd charge my mates a tenner a time.
sxi16vjoe
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Oscar is on sky movies2

SWEEET
GREG 1
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Invisiball, anyone seen my ball ?
sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by GREG 1
Invisiball, anyone seen my ball ?


you should of seen it coming
GREG 1
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quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
quote:
Originally posted by GREG 1
Invisiball, anyone seen my ball ?


you should of seen it coming


Think its in Torquay ?
sxi16vjoe
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Originally posted by CrazyCarlo
blowjobs, then i'd charge my mates a tenner a time.



You'd let yours mates have blowjobs off small hairy animals??
sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by GREG 1
quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
quote:
Originally posted by GREG 1
Invisiball, anyone seen my ball ?


you should of seen it coming


Think its in Torquay ?



Well it definately wont be in the back of the net then.
GREG 1
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They are bottom of league 2 now
3CorsaMeal
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i'd train it to flick my ears and roll joints

wouldn't mind one of those dancing bears either

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