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SteveW

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15th Sep 05 at 15:00

as im building up a huge mutha of a fart and i cant be arsed to leave my office, so i fear the girl im working with will be blown away

HELP

SetH

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15th Sep 05 at 15:01

Kif

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15th Sep 05 at 15:02

Just do it and see what she says, if she aint impressed pretend it wasn't you

AJP

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15th Sep 05 at 15:02

go and let rip, then give us a report on your findings

Ally

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15th Sep 05 at 15:03

Yes, as long as it doesn't smell.

Then you have somthing to start ye old competition with

think i said too much there

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15th Sep 05 at 15:04

YES THEY DO!

SteveW

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15th Sep 05 at 15:04

i think i gotta go out the office.. im starting to get tummy cramps

Tom

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15th Sep 05 at 15:07

paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppp

Kif

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15th Sep 05 at 15:07

Wuss, do it as you walk out

SteveW

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15th Sep 05 at 15:09

PMSL

she just walked out so i let rip

she came straight back in and asked if that was me

i just burst out laughing like a lil kid

she was dead impressed

Ally

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15th Sep 05 at 15:09

ask her if she can beat it

Kif

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15th Sep 05 at 15:10

PMSL

SteveW

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15th Sep 05 at 15:13

no she wont do it

but she can burp like a good un

Ally

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15th Sep 05 at 15:15

winner

SteveW

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15th Sep 05 at 15:17

WINNER

Fad

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15th Sep 05 at 15:18

Frank aproves of ths

Ally

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15th Sep 05 at 15:21

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
WINNER

All hail sir trott

AKA craig from big brother

WyrdSister

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15th Sep 05 at 21:37

Depends which tune you play!

Shelly

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15th Sep 05 at 21:39

it's disgusting, boys are disgusting, throw things at them

Sam

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15th Sep 05 at 21:40

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
it's disgusting, boys are disgusting, throw things at them

Don't tell me you have that stupid poster!

Jake

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15th Sep 05 at 21:45

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
PMSL

she just walked out so i let rip she came straight back in and asked if that was me

was there anyone else in the place?

Shelly

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15th Sep 05 at 22:45

quote:
Originally posted by Sam

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
it's disgusting, boys are disgusting, throw things at them

Don't tell me you have that stupid poster!

No, but you must do

Nismo

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15th Sep 05 at 23:10

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
it's disgusting, boys are disgusting, throw underwear at them

Sam

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16th Sep 05 at 05:18

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly

quote:
Originally posted by Sam

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
it's disgusting, boys are disgusting, throw things at them

Don't tell me you have that stupid poster!

No, but you must do

Hell no, my ex has it on her bedroom wall!

SteveW

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16th Sep 05 at 09:21

well i think the test results are in

GIRLS ARE IMPRESSED BY LOUD FARTS

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