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Author Crazy arse oriental martial art mutha fookers
3CorsaMeal
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how do you feel about these?, i mean the tiny little dudes usually about 70yrs old, with all the build of an anorexic monkey. yet they can throw people a million miles into the air and punch thru brickwalls

is it true?

must make the guys who train for years to look like arnie feel conned

[Edited on 01-09-2005 by 3CorsaMeal]
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like the bloke in Kill Bill? the one that strokes his beard
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
like the bloke in Kill Bill? the one that strokes his beard


yes, are they really capable of some of the stuff they show on telly etc
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pmsl!!



[Edited on 31-08-2005 by --Dave--]
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well check this nut job out..

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1124444649

Lateef Crowder

wow
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he very similar to Eddy Gordo
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That dude is amazing. Id love to be able to do stuff like that. Imagine someone trying to start a fight with you and you turned round and went all ninja on him
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the shaolin bloke in mens fitness is crazy, practiced breathing technuiges and shit, can take punches and kicks from men twice his size, andhe only weighs 60kg
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This is why i dont understand why people associate size with hardness they are fuckign clueless.

i get people commenting on my arms etc and then saying "you must be hard??" usually 18 yr olds

When all the young lads at my work found out i did doors one of them was like "you must be well hard, how many whacks do you take before you go down?" i mean like wtf?
Adam-D
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im a skinny bugger
but i have some strength
obviosly not as strong as most but enuff

there was a guy i worked with who was smaller then me im only 5foot 8, and he is built like a brick shithouse stong lil bugger stronger than me anyway
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
well check this nut job out..

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1124444649

Lateef Crowder

wow


that is soooo coool
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quote:
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This is why i dont understand why people associate size with hardness they are fuckign clueless.

i get people commenting on my arms etc and then saying "you must be hard??" usually 18 yr olds


True, but martial arts type geezers aside, there is usually a correlation between strength and size and how useful someone can be in a fight. Obviosusly there are exceptions
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
This is why i dont understand why people associate size with hardness they are fuckign clueless.

i get people commenting on my arms etc and then saying "you must be hard??" usually 18 yr olds

When all the young lads at my work found out i did doors one of them was like "you must be well hard, how many whacks do you take before you go down?" i mean like wtf?


yeah you are going to hit the floor when they find out you are a pussy
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i can punch holes in plasterboarded walls
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must be hard
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TTT cant let this beauty escape into the realms of Ian's computer
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Was watching the Kickass moves thing on UKTV Gold yesterday, some old fella who proved he could kick ass.

10 years of training and punching himself in the face a lot to build up gristle etc..etc.. Very impressive stuff
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im a yellow belt in judo
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
TTT cant let this beauty escape into the realms of Ian's computer


tbh most of the best threads on CS have been deleted
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I am usually more intimtaed by little tiny mad looking bouncers than big ones. Gotta be something crazy and fucking hard about them to stand on a door being that small
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I like your avatar Marshall.
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quote:
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I like your avatar Marshall.


they had to go home and do homework shortly after that pic
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