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Author well im off to pick the lass up
RichACS
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29th Aug 05 at 01:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well im goin to pick the bird up for a shag... second time this weekend!!
mav
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29th Aug 05 at 01:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i want a shag.................
RichACS
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well your married m8, so you can get it anytime u like. ;-)

im goin to get myself some sleep now!
blebo
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quote:
Originally posted by RichACS
well your married m8, so you can get it anytime u like. ;-)


Now thats the mother of all contradictions
Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
i want a shag.................


I had one of these last night

Rich, 2nd time this weekend if you are in a relationship that aint much to brag about......
Demo
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29th Aug 05 at 10:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by blebo
quote:
Originally posted by RichACS
well your married m8, so you can get it anytime u like. ;-)


Now thats the mother of all contradictions


too fucking right it is

being married means you get to sleep with a beautiful woman every night. but you cant get none
mav
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29th Aug 05 at 10:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
too true...

you think being married you'd get it whenever eh..no chance....

missus still injured from car accident anyway..
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
too true...

you think being married you'd get it whenever eh..no chance....

missus still injured from car accident anyway..


Mav's had to go see Pamela Handerson then...
Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
too true...

you think being married you'd get it whenever eh..no chance....

missus still injured from car accident anyway..


Does she sleep with her mouth open?
Charlene
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Thought you were trying to get back with your ex?
RichACS
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quote:
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Thought you were trying to get back with your ex?


just cos im trying to get back with my ex, doesn't mean that i have to stop having fun with other girls now does it!
langey
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29th Aug 05 at 18:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RichACS
well im goin to pick the bird up for a shag... second time this weekend!!


do you want a medal for having sex twice in a weekend

i think you should change your username to stalion

Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by langey
quote:
Originally posted by RichACS
well im goin to pick the bird up for a shag... second time this weekend!!


do you want a medal for having sex twice in a weekend

i think you should change your username to stalion



What is this sex that you speak of?

Jamie Walby
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29th Aug 05 at 18:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO PMSL ROFL SMB @ Sam

You should try it sometime
Sam
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Could someone explain the mechanics of it to me? I'm not familiar with it...
langey
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Could someone explain the mechanics of it to me? I'm not familiar with it...


get the stalion to explain it, he's had it twice in a whole bankholiday 3daysweekend
Ally
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u both sit really close to each other, facing each other, then u hold hands and keep shouting

SEX SEX SEX SEX

thats having sex
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by langey
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Could someone explain the mechanics of it to me? I'm not familiar with it...


get the stalion to explain it, he's had it twice in a whole bankholiday 3daysweekend




Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
u both sit really close to each other, facing each other, then u hold hands and keep shouting

SEX SEX SEX SEX

thats having sex


If that's the case, then how do people contract STIs (or to a lesser extent, WRXs)?
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[Edited on 29-08-2005 by Ally]
Sam
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He looks like a gay?
Ally
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
u both sit really close to each other, facing each other, then u hold hands and keep shouting

SEX SEX SEX SEX

thats having sex


If that's the case, then how do people contract STIs (or to a lesser extent, WRXs)?



from bum sex, where u go and do the above with a bum, bums are dirty
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
u both sit really close to each other, facing each other, then u hold hands and keep shouting

SEX SEX SEX SEX

thats having sex


If that's the case, then how do people contract STIs (or to a lesser extent, WRXs)?



from bum sex, where u go and do the above with a bum, bums are dirty


Doesn't bum sex turn you gay?
langey
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
u both sit really close to each other, facing each other, then u hold hands and keep shouting

SEX SEX SEX SEX

thats having sex


If that's the case, then how do people contract STIs (or to a lesser extent, WRXs)?



from bum sex, where u go and do the above with a bum, bums are dirty


Doesn't bum sex turn you gay?


no but it get syou a slap if you do it by surprise
Sam
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