PainZ
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Heyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Firstly before you all start bitching I dont have any problem.. I am 100% i dont have an STD, however I recently found out my ex was sleeping with blokes behind my back and feel it would be a good idea to have one done...
Also a girl I really like now wants me to have one done...
Has anyone ever had the test? What does it involve and does it hurt? Where do I go about getting one?
I just want piece of mind more than anything! 1 in 10 people has an STD 
Cheers!
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Edd
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go to your local GUM clinic,better to be safe than sorry
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Edd
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and also sorry that your ex was a dirty little trashbag cum bucket whore 
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gianluigi
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they put a cotton bud up ur willy.....apparently
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PainZ
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Thats gotta hurt surely 
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bradfincham
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It bloody hurts!!
I had this little prong thing pushed down japs eye and then they open up something up and scrape it back!
I was clear thankgod 
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TNM
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surran?
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CCA
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Some STD's canalso take up to 6 months to show on a test
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
they put a cotton bud up ur willy.....apparently
that would be the nice way - its like an umbrella that opens up and scraps down your monsters eye - then they get you to piss in a cup afterwards, and it feels like youre giving birth to razor blades.
Have fun though 
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Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd_20
go to your local GUM clinic,better to be safe than sorry
Hell yeah! Nothing to be embarressed about! ^^ One of my balls had been aching for weeks so went to the docs to get it checked, had to schlong it out for DR. Sol  turned out nothing was wrong but like my main man Edd said, better to be safe than sorry.
Plus, if your ex did pass on her Gammy Fanny Infection, the quicker you find out if you do or dont, the less chance there is of your cock falling off!
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SteveW
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it does feel a little funky mate..
but nothing a big boy like you cant handle mate 
felt a little funny for about a day with me.. i kept rubbing myself but got the all clear so thats fine..
i went to a walk in clinic
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Simon
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I need to do this, but when i phoned up you have to wait at least 2 weeks from the last time before it will show up on tests so going to go in couple of weeks, looking forward to it 
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Sam
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Can't you have like a blood test or something instead?
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TNM
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Steve you rub your self all the time.
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K2 GTi
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sorry but the thought of a cotton bud being shoved down my japs eye is making me cringe!
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CCA
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They'd give you a blood test to check for AIDS
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Can't you have like a blood test or something instead?
not that i know of
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SteveW
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Tim - yeah but this time gave me an excuse
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by K2 HOY
sorry but the thought of a cotton bud being shoved down my japs eye is making me cringe!
mate, take a razor blade to your jap eyes - you will then get the rough idea
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
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Originally posted by Edd_20
go to your local GUM clinic,better to be safe than sorry
Hell yeah! Nothing to be embarressed about! ^^ One of my balls had been aching for weeks so went to the docs to get it checked, had to schlong it out for DR. Sol turned out nothing was wrong but like my main man Edd said, better to be safe than sorry.
Plus, if your ex did pass on her Gammy Fanny Infection, the quicker you find out if you do or dont, the less chance there is of your cock falling off!
Jamie you cant die of embarrassment but who can die of AIDS!!!!!!..........................but dont worry painz you will be ok.............................hopefully
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
They'd give you a blood test to check for AIDS
Every ones got aids! AIDS AIDS AIDS!
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PainZ
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fs I dont want some fucking shoved up my penis then opened up to scrape the inside of my wall away
Ill have to find my local place i guess
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K2 GTi
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by K2 HOY
sorry but the thought of a cotton bud being shoved down my japs eye is making me cringe!
mate, take a razor blade to your jap eyes - you will then get the rough idea
oh dear im gonna be sick
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TNM
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http://www.solargeneral.com/library/AIDS.jpg
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by PainZ
fs I dont want some fucking shoved up my penis then opened up to scrape the inside of my wall away
Ill have to find my local place i guess
ask your ex im sure she knows where it is
sorry that was not called for
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