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Went to the New Forest at the weekend, journey there was mad, took almost 4 hours due to traffic. 
Finally got there and it was pissing it down. Had to pitch up the tent in the rain, not the best of starts.
That night didn't have much to drink as was tired and just wanted to sleep, took me 4 hours due to rock hard floor 
Saturday, SUNSHINE!!  big game of football with all the girls involed too, plenty of booby bouncing.  Saturday night got extremely mashed and don't remember half the things people are telling me Apparantly downing 4 cups of absynthe I decided to throw horse shoot at someone and smack my gf round the head with a massive heavy duty torch  I then went off for an adventure in the woods before going back to the tent.
Was sick in my tent at about 4am and had to sleep in the car. Amanda wasn't pleased
Sunday morning felt a bit worse for wear and had to drive home as well 
Had yesterday off due to a bad back and a slight headache still
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sweet deals !!!
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--Dave--
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I also threw a rubber mallet at my mates foot while he was putting up his tent in the dark.
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3CorsaMeal
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sounds great
"u can sleep in your car, but you can't race your house"
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--Dave--
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it was actually quite a shoot weekend in all honestly
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3CorsaMeal
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throwing horse poo!
hitting people with torches!
adventure in the woods!
i like that
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--Dave--
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i was the only one getting mashed whilst everyone stood around and watched
would of been good if they could have joined in at some point
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ESSSEXX
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Carly
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lol at you throwing the rubber mallet
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--Dave--
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ESSSEXX
Carly - I was standing near him and just let it drop out of my hand. Just heard and dull thud and then him moaning
He got me back by firing a pellet into my shoulder
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quote:
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Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
ESSSEXX
Carly - I was standing near him and just let it drop out of my hand. Just heard and dull thud and then him moaning
He got me back by firing a pellet into my shoulder
a wet man-pellet from his man-stick gun? 
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--Dave--
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I wish
A rock hard platic pellet that made a nasty red mark on me
I got him back though  when we ran out of pellets and he thought I was safe I searched the woods for the perfect size stick to fit in this gun took me about half an hour but when I shot it at him it embedded itself into his thigh
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did u have to try many sticks before getting the correct fitment?
my bro got a pellet gun, got it home and out of box, filled it up then went outside and stood there going "i dunno what to shoot"
i went "my car "
so we stood shooting it
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PMSL
yes, either the sticks were too thin and just fell out the barrel or too thick so you couldn't get them in
Found one though and it was about a foot long so I had multiple shots
I felt guilty afterwards so I offered him the loaded gun saying he could shoot me, he declined the offer thank fcuk
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Did you get naked and hump a tree "doggy style?"
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Tom
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Dave I thought u were much more sensible than this all this talk of guns and beating people round the head
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Dave I thought u were much more sensible than this all this talk of guns and beating people round the head
I know too much Grand Theft Auto for me I think....
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Tom
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Yes go and stand in the corner and think about what you've done i bet your girlfriend didn't find you amusing young david
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--Dave--
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torch over the head - no
throwing horse pooh at people - yes
throwing mallet at someone's foot - yes
telling her i was going to do her up the bum and then throw up in the tent - no
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Tom
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There's a mastercard advert in their somewhere
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--Dave--
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yes there is.
Torch - £30
Beer for the weekend - £30
Tent - £40
Throwing up over your girlfriend's sleeping bag after promising her loving - Priceless
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Tom
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Missed the 'bum' from the loving that makes all the difference
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Missed the 'bum' from the loving that makes all the difference
it's because I don't remember it.
'apparently' I shouted out whilst on my way to the tent.
"I'm going to fcuk my gf in the ass tonight lads".
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Tom
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that's quite funny but I suspect made her feel used and degraded I feel you should buy her some KY to appologise
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