CorsAsh
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My lady's just called me in shock and mild revulsion, told me the following story:
She needed the Argos catalogue, so rang her flatmate who was out at the time to ask if it was in his room. He didn't know, so she went looking for it, quite innocently - looked under his bed and instead of finding Argos catalogue, found "Foxy Roxy - The Blow Up Sex Doll (with inviting hot anus and vibrating vagina "just for you")" and some sort of "vibrating pump"  
Neither of us know how we'll ever be able to look this guy in the eye again - reckon she should mention it when he gets back in?
[Edited on 18-08-2005 by CorsAsh]
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Kif
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That is so fricking funny
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Stuckey
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rofl
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Carr
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FPMSL that';s the sort of thing you see in afilm man pure class
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
My lady's just called me in shock and mild revulsion, told me the following story:
She needed the Argos catalogue, so rang her flatmate who was out at the time to ask if it was in his room. He didn't know, so she went looking for it, quite innocently - looked under his bed and instead of finding Argos catalogue, found "Foxy Roxy - The Blow Up Sex Doll (with inviting hot anus and vibrating vagina "just for you")" and some sort of "vibrating pump"
Neither of us know how we'll ever be able to look this guy in the eye again - reckon she should mention it when he gets back in?
can you find out where he got it please
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CorsAsh
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Probably free with a Mcdonalds Happy Meal 
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Adam_B
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get it out and sit it in the front room
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Adam_B
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and get a vid of him coming in
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Ally
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leave a note there saying
'Roxy has been taken hostage, if you want her back, leave £5 and some spreadable cheese in the fridge' ...
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Jake
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definately put it all in front front room - inflated, and get a video of him coming in
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Ally
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i think u should blow it up and sit it on the sofa
then all act normal when he comes in and see what he says, if ur calm enough and dont let it slip he might think he's tripping
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CorsAsh
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I love you all, you sadistic bastards
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Jamescorsa97
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lmfao that amazing!!!
HAHA its like a scene from american pie!!!
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CorsAsh
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^^^
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stuartmitchell
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There expensive  was 400 euros for one in Magaluf 
didnt buy it like
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CorsAsh
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400 Euros? Did they vibrate too?
[Edited on 19-08-2005 by Foxy Roxy]
[Edited on 18-08-2005 by CorsAsh]
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stuartmitchell
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
400 Euros? Did they vibrate too?
[Edited on 19-08-2005 by Foxy Roxy]
[Edited on 18-08-2005 by CorsAsh]
The guy in the shop said they vibrated for 400 euros I would want her to bring me a beer after
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mav
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class
(i want one) 
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Icy
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i know someone who gets called foxyroxy as her names roksy
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R Lee
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i wonder whether they feel life like...
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Charlene
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Would be funny to see hes face when the doll is blown up in the front room
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Jason Iles
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This Thread Rocks
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SteveW
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thats better than my one 
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
^^^
i would
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