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Originally posted by trisha corsa gsi
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Originally posted by Skinz
Driving to work this morning in the old polo 1 litre. Cruising down westside pershore, approaching a crossroads at 30 kph, threw out the anchor that I fabricated the night before with my old gran.

Sitting at the lights patiently, when an audience of 5+ oap's came over to laugh at my ride! Was giving them the eye, hoping they would stop laughing, when I had heard the distinctive sound of a lawn mower echoeing off the buildings.

I glanced left to see a scooter pull up next to me! I had to pull something special off to beat him.

I rev my engine whilst pretend to kiss my gran. He looked at me, and also began to laugh. My dick was on fire, when..oh bugger, the car had stalled.

i reached down to fiddle with my manhood, but never managed to find it. I pulled that out anyway, and gee whizz, the car falls apart.

I was back on form. The gathering of OAPs seemed to be increasing, they seem to be waving there sticks and shouting something. I cant make out why they are laughing so much, probably because i stalled

I feel my forehead getting hotter so I wipe it with the window demister.

The lights go orange, i see the scooter geezer go for a big mac, while i was thinking about how much to write on the forum. I rev my car to 10,000+ rpm and drop the clutch, I felt satisfied as i neva stalled, I knew I impressed the oap's. im so proud.

15 seconds into the race and id reached 30, hit second, but something awful happens, the momo gearknob id bought from halfords has slipped off in me hand, im stuck in second and successfully lose.

..Next time i will not race because i know for certain i will lose


[Edited on 18-08-2005 by Skinz]

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