CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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Whats the worst sexual injury you have ever sustained and how did it happen?
Whether its been large bruises to snapped banjo strings, now is the time to share.
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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i got friction burns on my fingers once from excessive masturbation
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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got stuck inside the pink after a quick dry-fuck. damn suction
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Rebrabuk
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Registered: 28th Mar 04
Location: North East
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Cramp in my foot.. Nasty!
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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I've snapped my banjo during anal before
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote: Originally posted by Mad Moe
I've snapped my banjo during anal before
i remember that, you couldnt carry on.   
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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ive made a few chicks bleed 
i love a good terarising situation
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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Mate was rattling this bird on his sofa, had her legs spread and was standing up whilst nailing her, with my cousin nailing another bird over the pufee (SP) next think this birds screams out cos there is blood everywhere, he stops and pulls his chap out and moans that she is bleeding every where on the chair and to go sort herself out..
All sexual activity stops and the girls go up to the toilet...... but it turned out that my mate had split his banjo string and he was the one who was bleeding everywhere
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote: Originally posted by Mad Moe
I've snapped my banjo during anal before
i remember that, you couldnt carry on.   
I know but it hurt to much
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K2 GTi
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Registered: 21st Oct 04
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quote: Originally posted by Mad Moe
I've snapped my banjo during anal before
im afraid of that, does it hurt/heal
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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Ive had alot of bruises in quite a few places and they havent been little ones that you can hide they're about 2 inches long and hurt like fcuk
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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quote: Originally posted by K2 HOY
quote: Originally posted by Mad Moe
I've snapped my banjo during anal before
im afraid of that, does it hurt/heal
hurts and yes it heals
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote: Originally posted by K2 HOY
quote: Originally posted by Mad Moe
I've snapped my banjo during anal before
im afraid of that, does it hurt/heal
yes it fucking hurts like fuck, and takes ages to heal
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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quote: Originally posted by K2 HOY
quote: Originally posted by Mad Moe
I've snapped my banjo during anal before
im afraid of that, does it hurt/heal
It stung like fuck for the 1st couple of days but wasn't to bad after that
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Blue
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Registered: 24th Feb 03
Location: Sideways
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Carpet burns on the back of my wrists from where I was cupping her ass and pummeling her over the bean bag - still got the scar
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K2 GTi
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Registered: 21st Oct 04
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thats gonna be in my mind now dont wanna go snapping that... does it hurt when pissing aswell? bet little johnny cant be used for a few weeks
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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quote: Originally posted by CCA
Ive had alot of bruises in quite a few places and they havent been little ones that you can hide they're about 2 inches long and hurt like fcuk
I'll give you some bruises to remember me by
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K2 GTi
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Registered: 21st Oct 04
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quote: Originally posted by Blue
Carpet burns on the back of my wrists from where I was cupping her ass and pummeling her over the bean bag - still got the scar
gd lad
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote: Originally posted by Half Pint
quote: Originally posted by CCA
Ive had alot of bruises in quite a few places and they havent been little ones that you can hide they're about 2 inches long and hurt like fcuk
I'll give you some bruises to remember me by
tag team, double the bruises then
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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quote: Originally posted by K2 HOY
thats gonna be in my mind now dont wanna go snapping that... does it hurt when pissing aswell? bet little johnny cant be used for a few weeks
well i did, just be careful, and yes it can hurt when pissing.
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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whats a banjo string? I looked it up on google and it came up with 5 string banjos.
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K2 GTi
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Registered: 21st Oct 04
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quote: Originally posted by Half Pint
quote: Originally posted by K2 HOY
thats gonna be in my mind now dont wanna go snapping that... does it hurt when pissing aswell? bet little johnny cant be used for a few weeks
well i did, just be careful, and yes it can hurt when pissing.
how can i be carefull and prevent this occerance? 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote: Originally posted by K2 HOY
quote: Originally posted by Half Pint
quote: Originally posted by K2 HOY
thats gonna be in my mind now dont wanna go snapping that... does it hurt when pissing aswell? bet little johnny cant be used for a few weeks
well i did, just be careful, and yes it can hurt when pissing.
how can i be carefull and prevent this occerance? 
make sure you are aiming properly when bashing away
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K2 GTi
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Registered: 21st Oct 04
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote: Originally posted by K2 HOY
quote: Originally posted by Half Pint
quote: Originally posted by K2 HOY
thats gonna be in my mind now dont wanna go snapping that... does it hurt when pissing aswell? bet little johnny cant be used for a few weeks
well i did, just be careful, and yes it can hurt when pissing.
how can i be carefull and prevent this occerance? 
make sure you are aiming properly when bashing away
i have slipped a few times and yes thats painfull
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