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Author OMG Im worried
Matt H
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   9th Aug 05 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just pulled a pube out my sac & it started bleeding





[Edited on 09-08-2005 by Matt H]
Carly
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9th Aug 05 at 14:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Did you use tweezers?
Jake
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9th Aug 05 at 14:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what bollock was it on
Matt H
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9th Aug 05 at 14:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Right
Jake
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your gonna die mate
Alex
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9th Aug 05 at 14:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

maybe the root was infected?
Matt H
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9th Aug 05 at 14:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I should start using Pantene Pro V on them
richard_syko
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9th Aug 05 at 14:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Lucky one of your balls didnt fall out the hole
_Allan_
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
Lucky one of your balls didnt fall out the hole


Matt H
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Im gonna try a few more

Its like the game "pop up pirates", but instead of plastic swords & a pirate it involved pubes & blood. I might patent the idea
Tom
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9th Aug 05 at 14:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I always pull mine out they never bleed tho
Matt H
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Just tried more & they didn't


Freaky
Alex
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wash with a mild solution of pva glue, that way pubes wont be pulled out as easy so no blood!
corsa_fella
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i totally shaved mine in the shower this morning! was abit bored so thought id trim the old "pork sword", slipped and cut a deep slit going across my helmet

it hurt!
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_fella
i totally shaved mine in the shower this morning! was abit bored so thought id trim the old "pork sword", slipped and cut a deep slit going across my helmet

it hurt!

oooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Alex
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_fella
i totally shaved mine in the shower this morning! was abit bored so thought id trim the old "pork sword", slipped and cut a deep slit going across my helmet

it hurt!


i have a mark on the underside of my member from when i decided to cut mine when pissed with an electric trimmer, needless to say the guard came off and i cut into my willy it bled but didnt hurt as i was too pissed!
L33 LEG
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9th Aug 05 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by corsa_fella
i totally shaved mine in the shower this morning! was abit bored so thought id trim the old "pork sword", slipped and cut a deep slit going across my helmet

it hurt!




corsa_fella
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9th Aug 05 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

went to the doctor and they've given me some , plastery,elastic devise to hold the ol skin back to stop the wound opening up, along with some antiseptic solution which hurts!

moto of the story! dont shave ya cock!

hoep it doesnt get infected

[Edited on 09-08-2005 by corsa_fella]
Dan Lewis
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you being serious
corsa_fella
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quote:

you being serious



yeh its like a paper cut!
AndyW
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_fella
i totally shaved mine in the shower this morning! was abit bored so thought id trim the old "pork sword", slipped and cut a deep slit going across my helmet

it hurt!


imagine sum1 put salt n vinegar in ya y-fronts as a joke
CCA
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Have you ever noticed how paper cuts dont hurt until you notice that its happened then it stings like a biatch
corsa_fella
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arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tom
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This thread is giving me vinegar face
AndyW
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aslong as it aint vinegar pants...ouch!!

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