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TNM
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3rd Aug 05 at 08:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
One I want to try is:
Do you like Pork?

Because I serve a mean pork sword
--Dave--
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AndyW
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3rd Aug 05 at 08:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
alright sugar...??

no not you the other lump...


or

where have u been all my life...??

on a fuckin diet?
Tom
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3rd Aug 05 at 09:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Would you like to play lion?

Well get on all fours and i'll feed you some meat
--Dave--
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3rd Aug 05 at 09:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Would you like to play butcher?

We go out the back and you process my meat
leeshez
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3rd Aug 05 at 09:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you sleep on your front? No well can I?
TNM
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3rd Aug 05 at 10:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
some one told me a good one last night but i cant quite remember how it went.

Something like my jeans are like my dreams of you.

WET.
Demo
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3rd Aug 05 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i had a bird once ask me "do you sleep on your chest?" to which i replied wtf you on about

i was slightly so pissed and my mate gave me shit for ages about being slow on the uptake. in fact i still get shit about it
Rob B
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3rd Aug 05 at 10:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nice legs.... What time do they open ?
CorsAsh
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3rd Aug 05 at 10:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fancy playing Pearl Harbour?

What's that?

I lie on my back and you blow the shit outta me...
Dom
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3rd Aug 05 at 10:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Fancy playing Pearl Harbour?

What's that?

I lie on my back and you blow the shit outta me...


--Dave--
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3rd Aug 05 at 10:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice pearl bracelet, would you like a necklace to match?
Demo
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3rd Aug 05 at 10:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Fancy playing Pearl Harbour?

What's that?

I lie on my back and you blow the shit outta me...


thats pure fucking quality man
Pablo
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3rd Aug 05 at 10:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Demo
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Fancy playing Pearl Harbour?

What's that?

I lie on my back and you blow the shit outta me...


thats pure fucking quality man
thats the same as "wanna play army" which is old
Carr
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3rd Aug 05 at 10:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Fancy playing Pearl Harbour?

What's that?

I lie on my back and you blow the shit outta me...




SteveW
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3rd Aug 05 at 10:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
edit because i didnt see Ash had beat to me that one

[Edited on 03-08-2005 by SteveW]
Demo
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3rd Aug 05 at 10:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i got a good one for you steve:

wanna use my clob to fist yourself?
TNM
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3rd Aug 05 at 10:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Demo
i got a good one for you steve:

wanna use my corb to fist yourself?


langey
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3rd Aug 05 at 11:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
alright sugar...??

no not you the other lump...



pure quality
Ian
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Alright gorgeous which way to the opticians.
TNM
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3rd Aug 05 at 11:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Alright gorgeous which way to the opticians.


Followed by a *Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
CorsAsh
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3rd Aug 05 at 11:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
--Dave--
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want to play a game?

It's called Hide the Sausage

------------------

Is there a mirror in your knickers?

why?

Because I can see myself in them
SteveW
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3rd Aug 05 at 11:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Did that hurt ??

*did what hurt*

when you fell from heaven....

or

If i said you have a beautiful body.. would you hold it against me

^^
classy
Tom
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3rd Aug 05 at 12:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hope you don't mean the falling from heaven one is classy that's the oldest most unimmaginitive one

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