TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=227158
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hannah_d
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Registered: 12th May 05
Location: west sussex/chichester
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 he wudnt marry me he said my parents wudn approve 
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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Chris - CORSA FOR SALE says:
retard
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
Chris - CORSA FOR SALE says:
yup
Volvo BOT says:
Yep.
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Chris - CORSA FOR SALE says:
vaginas
Volvo BOT says:
I figured it would come to this. What about it?
Chris - CORSA FOR SALE says:
dont you think fat womens vaginas smell horribl
Volvo BOT says:
I don't feel like talking about that.
Chris - CORSA FOR SALE says:
why you embarrased?
Volvo BOT says:
Oh, just because.
Chris - CORSA FOR SALE says:
haha your embarrased
Volvo BOT says:
What's so funny?
Chris - CORSA FOR SALE says:
would you like to lick the sweat from a fat womans vagina?
Volvo BOT says:
Sorry, but I don't see that happening.
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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Chris - CORSA FOR SALE says:
would you have sex with britney
Volvo BOT says:
Do I really want to have sex with Britney Spears?
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Claire
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Registered: 19th Jan 03
Location: The Sarrrf
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ask it for a pic
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
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quote:
Originally posted by Claire
ask it for a pic
V-Man says:
can i have a picture of u please?
Volvo BOT says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
V-Man says:
gimme a picture bitch
Volvo BOT says:
I asked you to apologize.
V-Man says:
gimme a fcukin picture and i will.
Volvo BOT says:
Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
V-Man says:
PICS!!!! FFS!
Volvo BOT says:
I really would like you to apologize.
V-Man says:
ill apologise if u give me a picture. end of story.
Volvo BOT says:
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
V-Man says:
jus gimme a picture and ill apologise
Volvo BOT says:
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
and it still wont give me one
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Claire
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Registered: 19th Jan 03
Location: The Sarrrf
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LMAO
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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Volvo BOT says:
Because I asked.
Antz says:
why?
Volvo BOT says:
Because I asked you to, Antz.
Antz says:
will you be my friend?
Volvo BOT says:
Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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Antz says:
whatever, also bum me
Volvo BOT says:
What? You want me to also bum you?
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Butler
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Registered: 2nd Jun 05
Location: London
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Jay says:
Alright matey
Volvo BOT says:
What about Matey?
Jay says:
hi
Volvo BOT says:
Hi.
Jay says:
i dont like you
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you say that now? You've been very kind to me in the past.
Jay says:
why dont you shut the fuck up
Volvo BOT says:
Didn't you apologize before?
Jay says:
shut up
Volvo BOT says:
OK.
Jay says:
good
Jay says:
dickhead
Jay says:
oi
Jay says:
fine!
Volvo BOT says:
Well you told me to shut up.
Jay says:
soooorry
Volvo BOT says:
OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again!
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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Volvo BOT says:
I think you are little.
Antz says:
I'm not
Volvo BOT says:
OK. I guess you're not then.
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
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Volvo BOT says:
Can we talk about something else?
V-Man says:
yes...your mum??
Volvo BOT says:
I'm sorry to hear that.
V-Man says:
why?
Volvo BOT says:
Just because.
V-Man says:
is she....
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know... Is she?
V-Man says:
yea she is 
Volvo BOT says:
She is D?
V-Man says:
thats a grin u knob
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, it is a grin u knob.
V-Man says:
what!?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes?
V-Man says:
your bein a bit of a dickhead arnt u?
Volvo BOT says:
Is that language necessary?
V-Man says:
i could have said one of many other words that are worse
Volvo BOT says:
You could have said one of many other words that are worse, huh? Is that right?
V-Man says:
yea it is, hard man
Volvo BOT says:
It's hard man, you say?
V-Man says:
yea, hard man
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not so sure it's hard man.
im not talkin to it now
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Rob B
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Registered: 8th Jan 04
Location: Area Motorsport Drives: Race EP3
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Volvo BOT says:
It's hard man, you say?
V-Man says:
yea, hard man
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not so sure it's hard man.
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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Antz says:
do you eat pussy?
Volvo BOT says:
Robots do not have sex.
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
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I Lie! Last one as it surprised me!
V-Man says:
say "sorry dave"
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think I'm going to do that...
V-Man says:
"sorry dave"
Volvo BOT says:
What about Dave?
V-Man says:
its my name
Volvo BOT says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Dave.
V-Man says:
what is my name?
Volvo BOT says:
You are Dave.
V-Man says:
what?
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
V-Man says:
what is my name?
Volvo BOT says:
You're Dave.
IT KNOWS!! 
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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Antz says:
are you a gay robot?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes.
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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Antz says:
what's my name?
Volvo BOT says:
You're Gay.
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Antz
Member
Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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Antz says:
who am I?
Volvo BOT says:
You are Gay.
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Rob B
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Registered: 8th Jan 04
Location: Area Motorsport Drives: Race EP3
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lmao
Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
do you have a picture
Volvo BOT says:
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
User status: Offline
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Volvo BOT says:
I thought you were Gay...
Antz says:
no, I'm fuck
Volvo BOT says:
Fuck? Really?
Antz says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
You are fuck, huh? I don't think you are fuck.
Antz says:
I am fuck
Volvo BOT says:
Fuck?
Antz says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Huh.
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
User status: Offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
Antz says:
who am I?
Volvo BOT says:
You are Gay.
kaned by a robot
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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Rob B
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Registered: 8th Jan 04
Location: Area Motorsport Drives: Race EP3
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Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
bb
Volvo BOT says:
Take care.
Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
b
Volvo BOT says:
Goodbye, Rob.
Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
Nooo i was joking
Volvo BOT says:
Well you had me going.
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Rob B
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Registered: 8th Jan 04
Location: Area Motorsport Drives: Race EP3
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Rob - Its Summer Summer Summer time, Time to sit back and unwind says:
sing to me
Volvo BOT says:
Fly me to the moon, da da dee doo bee doo bee doo...
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Rus
Member
Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
User status: Offline
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Russell says:
how big is my dong?
Volvo BOT says:
How big is your dong? I don't know.
Russell says:
guess
Volvo BOT says:
Guess what?
Russell says:
my dong size
Volvo BOT says:
Your don't size? You really think so?
Russell says:
huh?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes?
Russell says:
pow
Volvo BOT says:
OK.
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