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TNM

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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20th Jul 05 at 14:11

apart from dropping a turd etc etc what else do you do?

At work i play bowling on my phone

or txt.

Edd

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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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20th Jul 05 at 14:12

i play football on my phone and make strange noises in the cubicle

[Edited on 20-07-2005 by Edd_20]

3CorsaMeal

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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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20th Jul 05 at 14:12

i choke myself with the hand towel, its really sexual

3CorsaMeal

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20th Jul 05 at 14:13

quote:
Originally posted by Edd_20
i play football on my phone and make strange noises in the cubicle

[Edited on 20-07-2005 by Edd_20]

barry strange?

[Edited on 20-07-2005 by 3CorsaMeal]

Skinz

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Registered: 15th May 03
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20th Jul 05 at 14:14

i text myself strange messages

Edd

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Location: Glasgow
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20th Jul 05 at 14:15

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal

quote:
Originally posted by Edd_20
i play football on my phone and make strange noises in the cubicle

[Edited on 20-07-2005 by Edd_20]

barry strange?

[Edited on 20-07-2005 by 3CorsaMeal]

3CorsaMeal

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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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20th Jul 05 at 14:15

i close my eyes and imagine its Seth's sloppy dong sliding back out of my anus after he's left a deposit of his sticky salt sauce

Alex

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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Nottingham
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20th Jul 05 at 14:15

i sing

--Dave--

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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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20th Jul 05 at 14:16

i send random texts to people on my phone.

For example, today, sent one to Luisa saying

"I'm making a brown fish"

SteveW

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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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20th Jul 05 at 14:16

usually read something or play darts on my phone

sometimes i call people

and let them hear me

--Dave--

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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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20th Jul 05 at 14:19

darts is too hard for me

CCA

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Registered: 6th Dec 04
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20th Jul 05 at 14:21

TNM likes to send pictures, especially of the toilet roll holder

Alex

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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Nottingham
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20th Jul 05 at 14:22

saying parp?

Tom

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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20th Jul 05 at 14:22

oooh ohh everyone I don't do this while using the bog but on my Sony Erricson darts game I have thrown 29638 darts with an average of 24 throws per game, my best finish is 12 darts vs beginner I have won 31 times, vs expert I have won 697 times, vs master I have won 12 times and i've never won vs pro

To be fair I have had the phone for about a year

and my journey to work is usually very dull in a tunnel on the train

3CorsaMeal

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20th Jul 05 at 14:23

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
darts is too hard for me

i'm afraid of smashing the screen

3CorsaMeal

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20th Jul 05 at 14:23

sounds like your quite "into" it tom

SetH

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20th Jul 05 at 14:24

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i close my eyes and imagine its Seth's sloppy dong sliding back out of my anus after he's left a deposit of his sticky salt sauce

PMFSL!

--Dave--

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20th Jul 05 at 14:24

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
darts is too hard for me

i'm afraid of smashing the screen

through anger or from throwing a dart at it?

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
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20th Jul 05 at 14:24

PMSL

I don't poo at work, I normally just pick my nose.

ryansss

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Registered: 27th Jan 05
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20th Jul 05 at 14:24

If its a good dump (big,funny colour, or shaped like a animal) I like to take a photo and text it to people. Also play sonic on phone.

If im real sleepy at work, I set my alarm and have a 10 min snooze on the bog.

Tom

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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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20th Jul 05 at 14:25

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
sounds like your quite "into" it tom

Yes

this is what worried me most when i lost my phone for 2 months

I only just remembered actually i'd best get back into it

3CorsaMeal

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20th Jul 05 at 14:26

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
darts is too hard for me

i'm afraid of smashing the screen

through anger or from throwing a dart at it?

throwing darts at it

TNM

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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20th Jul 05 at 14:35

Only special people got that txt from me

luisa

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20th Jul 05 at 14:38

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
i send random texts to people on my phone.

For example, today, sent one to Luisa saying

"I'm making a brown fish"

yes you did!!

--Dave--

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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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20th Jul 05 at 14:40

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