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langey

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10th Jul 05 at 14:27

right there is these 2 lass's in the butchers near work, both nice lookin, both give me the cheeky smile and that when i walk in.

but how the hell do i ask one of them out??

i aint chatted up a girl for about 18months

any idea's / tips?

Skinz

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10th Jul 05 at 14:28

ask them to play hide the sausage and when they go for the pork sausage in the fridge tell them, no not them sausages

Skinz

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10th Jul 05 at 14:30

post pics of yourself, we'l tell you if you stand a chance

langey

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10th Jul 05 at 14:30

quote:
Originally posted by Skinz
ask them to play hide the sausage and when they go for the pork sausage in the fridge tell them, no not them sausages

Skinz

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10th Jul 05 at 14:31

quote:
Originally posted by Skinz
post pics of yourself, we'l tell you if you stand a chance

langey

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10th Jul 05 at 14:32

quote:
Originally posted by Skinz

quote:
Originally posted by Skinz
post pics of yourself, we'l tell you if you stand a chance

ok i'll just save the time of putting them up and tell you i have no chance.

Matt H

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10th Jul 05 at 14:33

quote:
Originally posted by Skinz
post pics of yourself, we'l tell you if you stand a chance

No you fool we want pics of the females

langey

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10th Jul 05 at 14:36

matt i aint got none of the females,

took a pic on my mates phone of this stunner on the bus, i didnt know the sounds were on full volume, bus was well quite, then i took a pic and it made a stupid nose and she looked straight at me lol. felt a tiny bit embarrsed.

Matt H

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10th Jul 05 at 14:37

Schoolboy error

langey

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10th Jul 05 at 14:38

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Schoolboy error

i know, on my phone its on silent the cammara tones, but my battry was dead and wasnt letting me take pics so i got his lol. she smiled about it tho

Matt H

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10th Jul 05 at 14:40

Pics?

Charlene

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10th Jul 05 at 14:41

Just keep chatting to them, they may get the hint if you flirt on, although they may just think you are being friendly like i would think

Although just ask them out or something, you have nothing to loose, well apart from maybe not being able to go in the shop again, lifes too short to give a fuck

Matt H

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10th Jul 05 at 14:42

Are they as fit as a butchers dog?

langey

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10th Jul 05 at 14:44

quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Just keep chatting to them, they may get the hint if you flirt on, although they may just think you are being friendly like i would think

Although just ask them out or something, you have nothing to loose, well apart from maybe not being able to go in the shop again, lifes too short to give a fuck

i thought about just asking them out, but what if i ask one and she has a fella, or says no, i cant ask the other then can i lol.

plus they only work on saturdays, and the shop is always packed lol. so how much of a tit wud i look if i asked and they say no, lol.

langey

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10th Jul 05 at 14:45

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Pics?

on my mates phone. if i see him i'll upload

Matt H

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10th Jul 05 at 14:45

Try & find out who their friends are & snake in with them to get info

langey

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10th Jul 05 at 14:47

the butchers is well far away from my area, its an hour away from mine, so i dont know anyone round there. best bet would to turn out up town, and hiopefully bump into on of them, or i might ask one of the women who work there about them

Matt H

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10th Jul 05 at 14:51

quote:
Originally posted by langey
the butchers is well far away from my area, its an hour away from mine, so i dont know anyone round there. best bet would to turn out up town, and hiopefully bump into on of them, or i might ask one of the women who work there about them

Go in when you know they won' be there & ask the other woman where her glamourous assistants are

She will probably tell you their names eg "oh you mean Becky & Jane?"

Sneaky sneaky

langey

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10th Jul 05 at 14:53

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H

quote:
Originally posted by langey
the butchers is well far away from my area, its an hour away from mine, so i dont know anyone round there. best bet would to turn out up town, and hiopefully bump into on of them, or i might ask one of the women who work there about them

Go in when you know they won' be there & ask the other woman where her glamourous assistants are

She will probably tell you their names eg "oh you mean Becky & Jane?"

Sneaky sneaky

matt your are a sneaky boyo

like it

Skinz

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10th Jul 05 at 14:56

pull back your foreskin and play them a lullaby on your banjo string

langey

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10th Jul 05 at 14:59

quote:
Originally posted by Skinz
pull back your foreskin and play them a lullaby on your banjo string

and watch the owner get his carvin knife out

CorsAsh

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10th Jul 05 at 16:14

Ask to see their beef curtains.

Simon

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10th Jul 05 at 16:23

Host a BBQ and then go in and say about having it and you need loads of meat and then you can say come along too

Andrew

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10th Jul 05 at 16:28

quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Just keep chatting to them, they may get the hint if you flirt on, although they may just think you are being friendly like i would think

Although just ask them out or something, you have nothing to loose, well apart from maybe not being able to go in the shop again, lifes too short to give a fuck

I love this girl

Rus

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10th Jul 05 at 16:33

just ask what there (or her) what's she doing later today or if she has a day off later in the week? go for a drink/dinner.

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