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I have a good one for you:

A Golf arrived in the cousins workshop this morning for a squeak from the front suspension.

Technican drives it about a mile and hears the noise. Uses the carpark to do some full-lock turns thinking it might be cv joints. Then brings it into the workshop for a look-see.

The car makes the same squeak a few times with the engine OFF. What do you think he found wrong with it?
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bird stuck under the car
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fieldmouse caught in the SMB valve
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Cat in the back seat?
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close-see pic

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looks like a bird to me
CCA
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something with whiskers is not a bird
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
something with whiskers is not a bird


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sounds stupid but is that alive or dead?
--Dave--
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how the fcuk would it be making noises if it was dead?
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what a dumass cat
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I was right.
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Is it still alive
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where exactly was it hiding?
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
where exactly was it hiding?


The box
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better pic?
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
Is it still alive
Jason Iles
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Where did they get stuck
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up in the bumper,there was 2 of them,kittens!

dont no how long they were in there?
CCA
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alive or not?
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ya,got them straight to a vet to be sure and last I heard they were headed to the local animal shelter. Close one though !
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I ran over a dog once in the corsa!
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
alive or not?



Well how else would they squeak?



Dead cats do not squeak or meow

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CCA you are a daft bint

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