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willay
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   6th Jul 05 at 10:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ahaha more banter.

After helping monkey and Dave with their delimma I thought we should have a post dedicated to those who are troubled and need help to seek the light.

Lets group together and help our fellow Off Day brothers and sisters
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I have a bellybutton

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willay
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your problem sucks
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Yis.

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ive got mega bad nosebleeds at the mo, keeps busting

goin to docs tmoz
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there is a new temp in my office and shes got a false eye and it points in random directions. And she cant use a computer and she keeps asking me for help and i cant look at her as she scares me
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quote:
Originally posted by Alex
there is a new temp in my office and shes got a false eye and it points in random directions. And she cant use a computer and she keeps asking me for help and i cant look at her as she scares me


FPMSL.

... Your Serious?

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Alex
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yes completely serious, and if its not a false eye then both her eyes are odd as they both point right outwards, and she wears huge glasses that make her look a bit like a fly/frog.

she asked me earlier how to close a window in windows
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quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
ive got mega bad nosebleeds at the mo, keeps busting

goin to docs tmoz


Put one of these in each nostril, problem solved

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I have a MAJOR dilemma that I cannot share but I really want to.

Its hard.
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
ive got mega bad nosebleeds at the mo, keeps busting

goin to docs tmoz


Put one of these in each nostril, problem solved



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Best part is, no one would ever notice
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Best part is, no one would ever notice


yeah i could pretend it was part of my face


*expects a photoshop*
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I have a MAJOR dilemma that I cannot share but I really want to.

Its hard.


Ollie please share, its the only way.

Can't be as bad as getting your gf pregnant....

then again
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My problems are all in the process of being solved.

I've solved them by creating another one, but the other one will not come into effect until the year of 2007.
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i have a problem.. i think im an alcoholic

well im still not totally sure, cos i dont drink all the time, but when i do drink

its very much "Frank the tank" style

please help, what should i do
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
i have a problem.. i think im an alcoholic

well im still not totally sure, cos i dont drink all the time, but when i do drink

its very much "Frank the tank" style

please help, what should i do


get pissed, helps you forget your problems
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6th Jul 05 at 11:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
i have a problem.. i think im an alcoholic

well im still not totally sure, cos i dont drink all the time, but when i do drink

its very much "Frank the tank" style

please help, what should i do


get pissed, helps you forget your problems


but makes u feel even worse about them the next day when you wake up and feel poo

[Edited on 06-07-2005 by loafofbrett]
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thats what the doctor said
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I have a big problem, i had 5 british airways cabin crew in my house early hours of sunday morning.
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
I have a big problem, i had 5 british airways cabin crew in my house early hours of sunday morning.


SetH you mention this again so I feel the need to ask you again to elabroate on it

Thank you
willay
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
i have a problem.. i think im an alcoholic

well im still not totally sure, cos i dont drink all the time, but when i do drink

its very much "Frank the tank" style

please help, what should i do


visit your doctor.
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They're now burried under his patio..
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Steve, if you can admit to be a alcholic it normally means you aren't
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
I have a big problem, i had 5 british airways cabin crew in my house early hours of sunday morning.


SetH you mention this again so I feel the need to ask you again to elabroate on it

Thank you


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