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sassyminx
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got this msg off faceparty, not replied yet

says...

Hey just for a laugh, reply with you msn address, dare me to do one of the following on msn whilst showing you my webcam, and sitting back on your chair giggling away at me ... :-

1. "I am going to make you my biatch Andy" .... , I will write that I am ur biatch on my chest

2. "I am going to make you my slave Andy" .... I will write that I am ur slave on my chest, and also be ur slave for at least a week.

3. "I am going to make you suck that cucumber good Andy" ... I will suck a cucumber while you laugh at me.

4. "I am going to humiliate you Andy" .... I will stick on my ex girlfriends panties, stockings etc. while you humiliate me.

5. "I want you to call me Andy" .... I will phone you up.

Lol I figure at least one of these will appeal to you.

Mwah
Andy
xxxx



what shall i make him do,ill get loadsa screen shots as and when i get him online and then send him the link to the post




Jake
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all of them
Carly
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humiliate
sassyminx
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i might try getting him to do allsorts

come on ideas
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Carr
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3rd Jun 05 at 14:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
all bar ring you as then he will have your number
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4 whilst doing 3 (riding the cucumber will give you extra points)
sassyminx
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3rd Jun 05 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
4 whilst doing 3 (riding the cucumber will give you extra points)


yes

i aint givin him my number no way
dna23
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yes 4 whilst doing 3
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get him to rape a frozen chicken
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get him to wear the panties and bra and write I'm a bitch etc... on his chest whilst sucking a cucumber

take the pic and try and blow it up so that it looks good etc... (Corsash may want to photoshop it but I doubt there'll be any need )
sassyminx
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3rd Jun 05 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
get him to wear the panties and bra and write I'm a bitch etc... on his chest whilst sucking a cucumber

take the pic and try and blow it up so that it looks good etc... (Corsash may want to photoshop it but I doubt there'll be any need )



yeah fucking minter
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he can ring me if he likes, I'll abuse him down the phone
sassyminx
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3rd Jun 05 at 14:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ive given him my msn see how it goes
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we can have a 3-way convo later on Sarah I will be fueled with alcohol too
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3rd Jun 05 at 14:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
take the pic and try and blow it up so that it looks good etc... (Corsash may want to photoshop it but I doubt there'll be any need )


I could always "enhance it"... sure Graham Norton could find his way in there?
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sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
we can have a 3-way convo later on Sarah I will be fueled with alcohol too



probs wont be on hun Adams on his way to mine in the v6
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3rd Jun 05 at 14:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
we can have a 3-way convo later on Sarah I will be fueled with alcohol too



probs wont be on hun Adams on his way to mine in the v6


Does the recovery truck driver know yet?
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3rd Jun 05 at 14:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
we can have a 3-way convo later on Sarah I will be fueled with alcohol too



probs wont be on hun Adams on his way to mine in the v6


Does the recovery truck driver know yet?




I won't be on either to be honest, 21st birthday bash to attend. Tight bastard hasn't arranged a free bar though
sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
we can have a 3-way convo later on Sarah I will be fueled with alcohol too



probs wont be on hun Adams on his way to mine in the v6


Does the recovery truck driver know yet?


he just rang me " im on the motorway, no bangin or knocks, and its going forwards, its all good!"
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quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
4 whilst doing 3 (riding the cucumber will give you extra points)


yes

i aint givin him my number no way


You've got half a dozen mobile numbers - use an old one
sassyminx
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3rd Jun 05 at 14:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Joff
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
4 whilst doing 3 (riding the cucumber will give you extra points)


yes

i aint givin him my number no way


You've got half a dozen mobile numbers - use an old one


only got 2 fones that work though
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failling that pick some random unlucky person from your phone book
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