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Antz
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2nd Jun 05 at 22:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
made a plan the other night to terrorise Alison at least 2 times before she went home (1st before tea and the 2nd when we got back from the food hole)

so, in to the bedroom and a mate walks in... baring in mind we only had 40 mins before I had to take me sister out to the train station... he left after30 mins, so no time!...

It was all good though... I could do once after tea and once this morning... she get up this morning and... it's jam rag week!! WHAT A FUCKING BALL ACHE!!!!!
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Time to get those Red Wings.
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Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Time to get those Red Wings.


Naaaah... not something that apeals to me really... yeah heard the saying 'absence makes the heart grom fonder'?.... well... in this case... it might just make the sex 150% instead of 120%!
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fuck that, jus shove it in her. when their bleeding theres no need for lubrication, jus do it. job done
Antz
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oh... and also had to wait a week and a half for it last time (wasn't been gready doing it 2 times in a night... making up lost ground!!)
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didn't u know it was time?
how long is she going for?
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by IntaCepta
didn't u know it was time?
how long is she going for?


No, she is a week early
Skipz
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
fuck that, jus shove it in her. when their bleeding theres no need for lubrication, jus do it. job done


i have earned my red wings.. she thought she wasnt due for a few days next thing i knew i was covered in her blood Thought fuck it may aswell and kept going
Antz
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
fuck that, jus shove it in her. when their bleeding theres no need for lubrication, jus do it. job done


i have earned my red wings.. she thought she wasnt due for a few days next thing i knew i was covered in her blood Thought fuck it may aswell and kept going


I make her bleed 60% of the time... does that count for red wings?

Would never do it while she was on though, just seems wrong to me!!
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i used to do it all the time, doesnt bother me, jus fucks up ur sheets. and then u have to explain to ur mum that u had a nosebleed, in the middle of the bed
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If you're both comfortable doing it, no problem. It's just a normal bodily thing, no need to get squeamish.
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quote:
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i used to do it all the time, doesnt bother me, jus fucks up ur sheets. and then u have to explain to ur mum that u had a nosebleed, in the middle of the bed


Not hard for me to do, I have a nose bleed at least once a week.... mum hasnt twigged on that it's normally after she's been round
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
i used to do it all the time, doesnt bother me, jus fucks up ur sheets. and then u have to explain to ur mum that u had a nosebleed, in the middle of the bed


so glad i live alone and dont have to worry about things like that
Skipz
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
i used to do it all the time, doesnt bother me, jus fucks up ur sheets. and then u have to explain to ur mum that u had a nosebleed, in the middle of the bed


My mother knew what the big red Patch in the middle of my matress and sheets were I just laughed at her shrugged and walked off next thing i knew i was being collared by My dad and he shook my hand
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quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by dave17
i used to do it all the time, doesnt bother me, jus fucks up ur sheets. and then u have to explain to ur mum that u had a nosebleed, in the middle of the bed


so glad i live alone and dont have to worry about things like that


So glad I have red & brown sheets so I dont have to worry about that
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so glad i get everything done for me and i dont pay fuck all
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you dont have to broadcast it everytime you get some..

Skipz
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by dave17
i used to do it all the time, doesnt bother me, jus fucks up ur sheets. and then u have to explain to ur mum that u had a nosebleed, in the middle of the bed


so glad i live alone and dont have to worry about things like that


So glad I have red & brown sheets so I dont have to worry about that


Yeah but they used to be white
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
so glad i get everything done for me and i dont pay fuck all


true
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and mak sure you dont get clamida (sp) from this one
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Worst thing is havin a nosebleed when you're goin down on a girl, that awkward moment when you try to work out who it is bleeding everywhere...
Skipz
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Originally posted by chris_uk
and mak sure you dont get clamida (sp) from this one


dont fucking start!
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
and mak sure you dont get clamida (sp) from this one


the cat, as they say, is outa the bag
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quote:
Originally posted by h18_oab
quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
and mak sure you dont get clamida (sp) from this one


dont fucking start!


chlamydia

who got that ?

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