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Twiggy
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How the fuck can i do so without going downstairs!

NOT TEETH!!!
Melville
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shout of some one to pass you one?
Twiggy
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That means i wud have to move to meet carrier!

Have tried radiator and chipboard computer table!
Melville
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tell them you have something to show them and could they bring a bottle opener. Im sure it would work!!
CorsAsh
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2nd Jun 05 at 22:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
throw it on the ground outside and lick it up (avoid the glass)

[Edited on 02-06-2005 by CorsAsh]
IntaCepta
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use a coke bottle (or any other carbonated bottle) as leverage to open the beer bottle.

if u don;t have a bottle lying around, use a vauxhall thermostat
dave17
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i used to open them on walls, but this would mean u going outside, when u could jus get a bottle opener
Kyle T
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belt buckle

Lotus Elise 111R

Impreza WRX STi
Jonny P
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ermm window sill?
Melville
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not got a swiss army knife?
Twiggy
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massive flat head screw driver works!!!!
IntaCepta
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do you have a wife? or girlfriend close by?
Skipz
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quote:
Originally posted by REDSPORT
How the fuck can i do so without going downstairs!

NOT TEETH!!!


GET OFF YOUR LAZY FAT F*CKING ARSE AND GET A BOTTLE OPENER!!!!!



Shit lad have you any brains???
IntaCepta
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nice one!
next time try a philips screwdriver!
Colin
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lighter or radiator!!
Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by h18_oab
quote:
Originally posted by REDSPORT
How the fuck can i do so without going downstairs!

NOT TEETH!!!


bit merry!!!
Shit lad have you any brains???


he he he!
Jonny P
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quote:
Originally posted by IntaCepta
do you have a wife? or girlfriend close by?


what a gr8 idea
Skipz
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
lighter or radiator!!



kids arent alowed to play with lighters Must be underage anyways hiding up in his room drinking
Twiggy
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I am all alone! Send me your bitches fat munters dont matter! (any hole is a goal!)
AndyW
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lighter, mobile phone...
Cavey
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Teeth is the easiest way.

Or obviously something metal, then twat the top of it
Russ
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put the edge of the cap on the corner of a work surface, so its hanging almost from the cap, hit top of bottle with hand.
Pablo
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Teeth I was doing it at Max Power all weekend last year
3CorsaMeal
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fag lighter

not used a bottle opener for years

is easy when u get hang of it
kenyon
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how with a fag lighter?

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