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Charlene
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30th May 05 at 13:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Try and work this out...

There is a pitch it is 80 by 80

The pitch is filled with grass, 57 by 57

It is covered in snow about 60cms high

Right in the very middle there is a dead man

The dead man isnt covered in snow and it is not over him

What is in the dead mans bag?
James
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Parachute
Jodi_the_g
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A parchate
Nath
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Banana
Dan B
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A parachute?
Charlene
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Yes your right it is a parachute, didnt think anyone would get it so quick
James
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Im not just any normal person though

Charlene
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What are you then?
James
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Im a superhuman brain box
Charlene
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You wish what
Skipz
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it's about as old as my Dad he knew it straight away and so did i
Jake
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is it a parachute?
Coolcrsa
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30th May 05 at 14:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Charlene

The dead man isnt covered in snow and it is not over him

What is in the dead mans bag?


Actually if he were to hit the ground from any decent 'chuting height there would be snow all over him. Amongst other things.
langey
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30th May 05 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

2mins to get the answer.

how long did it take you char?
CorsAsh
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He had condoms, he was about to join the mile high club with Charlene when she flushed him down the plane's toilet.
Pop
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30th May 05 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Try and work this out...

There is a pitch it is 80 by 80

The pitch is filled with grass, 57 by 57

It is covered in snow about 60cms high

Right in the very middle there is a dead man

The dead man isnt covered in snow and it is not over him

What is in the dead mans bag?


I've heard this before but how the fuck does a patch of grass 57 by 57 fill a pitch measuring 80 by 80?
Jake
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30th May 05 at 15:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wtf would you go parachuting when theres been a bad snow storm anyway?
Charlene
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quote:
Originally posted by langey
2mins to get the answer.

how long did it take you char?


I didnt get the answer until i got told

@ CorsAsh

Pop - well obviously the grass doesnt fill the full like stadium as it had concrete around it etc
Ben
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30th May 05 at 21:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

why concreate?, whats wrong with soil?
Ben
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or sand ?
Ben
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or tarmac
Ben
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or even gravel for that matter?
Ben
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i reccomend better garderners
Ben
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30th May 05 at 21:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and when the fuck does it snow 60cm anymore? were there any yellow patches?
Charlene
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30th May 05 at 21:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well i said etc so could be anything

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