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Author Your plan of attack when it comes to females
dave17
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   24th Apr 05 at 13:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
was out last night talking about this to my mate. whats the best way to approach a girl you dont know?! like i mean, u like the look of her, u wana go over n say something, but wot do u say without looking like a phsycho?! eg.

"hi ive been looking over at you and i had to come over and say hi" - pervert

"my mates dared me to come over because they think i stand no chance" - set yourself up too much fora great downfall.

"hi i think your really beautiful, can i buy you a drink" - gota have balls to say it

wo WTF do you do?! i find it so much easier if i already know the girl, because the ice is already broken as such.

whats your procedure?
bradfincham
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24th Apr 05 at 13:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Noo be daring,
i just say hey would you mind if i come and join you for a drink, start chatting etc etc. Buy her a drink and go from there!

Dont go saying i think youre amazing as they know all you want is a shag!

Girls - correct me if im wrong, you like a friendly bloke that possibly just wants to be friends, more if the attraction is there??
Munchie
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24th Apr 05 at 13:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
give her a tablet then shes all mine
Nismo
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24th Apr 05 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hey there , wanna suck dick
dave17
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24th Apr 05 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
now you see, ive been told im too nice towards girls

i dont understand how all the cuntish blokes get shags all the time
Drew
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24th Apr 05 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Munchie
give her a tablet then shes all mine


Corsa Sport Gav
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24th Apr 05 at 13:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Munchie
give her a tablet then shes all mine


Nismo
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24th Apr 05 at 13:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cus girls allways go for the bad boys, they have this thing that tells them not to but they do
dave17
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24th Apr 05 at 13:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Munchie
give her a tablet then shes all mine


http://grouphug.us/
Charlene
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24th Apr 05 at 13:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
cus girls allways go for the bad boys, they have this thing that tells them not to but they do


Thats what always seems to happen, its like the saying goes, treat them mean to keep them keen and thats usually the case
R Lee
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24th Apr 05 at 14:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"shut the fuck up charlene!"

you mean like that?
dave17
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24th Apr 05 at 14:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"charlene lick my fuckin arsehole before i pummel your ass"

do i turn you on?
Charlene
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24th Apr 05 at 14:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yea something like that
dave17
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24th Apr 05 at 14:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wooo im going out with new tactics next week
James
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24th Apr 05 at 14:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
"shut the fuck up charlene!"

you mean like that?


youve pulled

[Edited on 24-04-2005 by James]
Nismo
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24th Apr 05 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dave17
wooo im going out with new tactics next week


works for me
dave17
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24th Apr 05 at 14:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
come to think of it, i said to a bird she was a bloke, but the surgeons had done an amazing job, she kinda liked it
James
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24th Apr 05 at 14:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dave17
come to think of it, i said to a bird she was a bloke, but the surgeons had done an amazing job, she kinda liked it


leave poor charlene alone
Charlene
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24th Apr 05 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by James
quote:
Originally posted by dave17
come to think of it, i said to a bird she was a bloke, but the surgeons had done an amazing job, she kinda liked it


leave poor charlene alone


Colin
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24th Apr 05 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
'My mates bet my £20 I cant snog you.......fancy going halfers'



Or as marc does - a number 34 with fried rice & your phone number please
James
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24th Apr 05 at 14:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
'My mates bet my £20 I cant snog you.......fancy going halfers'



Or as marc does - a number 34 with fried rice & your phone number please


FPMSL
BlitZ
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24th Apr 05 at 14:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmao
Thoday
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24th Apr 05 at 14:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If im not off my face i bottle it though im not at all shy

i just try to catch their attention, winking, smiling, dancing with them if on dancefloor.

Seems to work most of the time
sunnyb
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24th Apr 05 at 14:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice shoes, fancy a fuck?
Graham
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24th Apr 05 at 14:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i have no shame so usually i just go up and say hi, talk about the gig or something
works....
sometimes

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