Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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http://grouphug.us/
Still leg-end 
When people ask me stupid questions I look at them and say nothing. I keep a straight face. like this one question my co worker asked me. I was drinking a 20oz bottle of coke and he asked me if the bottle of coke was mine. I stopped and said nothing.
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Cavey
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: Derby
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at the comment
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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PMSL
I may have to fuck this slightly ugly girl.
Colin? 
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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I have been cheating on my husband for almost our entire relationship. I thought when we got married I would stop, but I only managed to stay faithful for 3 weeks. I am currently sleeping with 4 guys. They are all married, and we all work together. Two of the guys know about each other, and we have had threesomes at work. I love my husband more than anyone I know, and I can't imagine my life without him. But I have needs that he cannot satisfy. I feel miserable about myself right now, but I am addicted to the thrill and to the sex.
 I got a semi reading that...
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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I hate my job so much I stab myself with paper clips dipped in coffee just to get through the day. When people ask me how it is going I lie to them and say just peachy thanks and you.
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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998594430 I'm madly in love with my girlfriend, but she's constantly letting me down...sometimes I wish that I could just drop her without so much as an explanation and bang all of her hot friends, but I'm too stuck on her and would never have the balls to hurt her.
sounds familiar
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Cavey
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: Derby
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"I had sexual relations with my aunt. The worst part is, I'd do her again if I got the chance."
Could be a number of people on here
"my girlfriend isn't that much in to anal, but i made her do it from time to time. fuck its good.i've considered getting her drunk so she passes out. then im gonna fuck her tight ass til i come in it. then go to sleep as if nothing ever happend.
she'll wonder about the sperm tho.
i dont care, no i dont. "
[Edited on 22-04-2005 by Cavey]
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
I have been cheating on my husband for almost our entire relationship. I thought when we got married I would stop, but I only managed to stay faithful for 3 weeks. I am currently sleeping with 4 guys. They are all married, and we all work together. Two of the guys know about each other, and we have had threesomes at work. I love my husband more than anyone I know, and I can't imagine my life without him. But I have needs that he cannot satisfy. I feel miserable about myself right now, but I am addicted to the thrill and to the sex.
I got a semi reading that...
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purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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I was almost raped when i was 5 by my 5 year old boyfriend. Such horny little ones.
dont know why but the last sentance made me laugh
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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i'm the fattest piece of shit ever.
anyone who is fat like me knows how horrible it is. i get teased daily- for example, two days ago these kids shit all over my car, just because i am so fat.
the thing is, i know i'm wicked fat and disgusting and i hate myself. i even laughed at the kids shitting on my car, because fuck that fat kid, its funny.
i hate myself and i wish i could stop eating, but i can't, so i plan on OD'ing on my one pleasure in life- donut
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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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I just realized that for the past half hour my cock has been hanging out of my boxers, its a good thing its 3:30 am and no one else is awake
You been replying again ollie
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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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One of my cute vendors came into my office after his work was done and chitchatted with me. He asked me what I was doing this weekend. He was definitely friendlier than normal. Then he told me he was leaving for Iraq for a couple years. After he left my office, it dawned on me that he asked me out and wanted a fling before he left. God, that left me hot!! I was so turned on and am still turned on to the prospect of getting in this younger dude's pants for a night. I seriously creamed myself. Two hours later, I'm still wet.
If I had known when he was in front of me, I probably would have flirted a little and seen if he would have all-out asked me for a drink. And I just might have.
At times like this, when I have a hot man throwing himself at me, I wish I wasn't married. I would have so fucked him all night and then walked away.
I am going to have to masturbate to this later tonight
sassy 
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bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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I pick my nose and grind it into tiny balls. I don't wash my hands after I go to the bathroom unless someone would notice. And I masterbate while I'm on my period and I honestly don't mind getting it all over my hands
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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has no one from here posted yet?
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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Who was this: my penis is too big. it doesn't fit in any of my pants and it always hurts. sometimes someone notcies it and makes a comment and i fell realyl mesesd up. God, and they say having a big penis is good.
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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I've put one on there 
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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ive just dont one for a laugh i'll let you know when it comes up
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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I won't be letting you know when mine comes up. You will just have to guess.
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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know that everyone is racist deep down inside, as we were all raised in an imperfect society. Even believing that "race" actually exists is racist.
this is Colin i know it
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chris_uk
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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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i've always wondered what sperm tastes like, just to get a woman's point of view on it, and from time to time, i have urges of tasting my own after i masturbate, but everytime i get even close to tasting it, i get revolted and stop.
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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OJC?? :: I find the challenge of jerking off while driving the car to be exhilirating... and do it regularly
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BlitZ
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Registered: 18th Apr 05
Location: Ecosse
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Pete G
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Registered: 11th Apr 03
Location: Barnsley Drives: seat leon, suzuki hayabusa
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709308010 I gave my wife a hitler one night. Its where you run your finger through your butt and then wipe it under their nose in a small square shape. She didnt wake up but the next morning asked if I had passed gas. I said no under many giggles.
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