Ojc
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Now I could drive to work everyday if I so wished, but I don't and have only ever done it once as when I was banned I got into the habbit of having to use the bus and just carried on doing it.
Anyway, its easter holidays for kids so hardly any traffic and the bus does'nt get full up at all.
So today, can someone explain to me why when there are plenty of empty seats all around me this woman has to sit next to me?
She then proceeds to rummage around in her bag for the remainder of the journey thus her elbows digging into my sides every second, why do people have no understanding of personal space? Ok if the bus is packed but it was'nt.
Another one, at 9am on the dot the residents of the local funny farm are released into the big wide world.
So they are all cued up at the bus stop, now if the bus manages to get past this bus stop before 9am everyone on the bus is spared the chor of having to sit next to these people. WHY are they allowed out? They get on the bus, they fart, talk to people you cant understand what they are saying as most of them are down sydrome and are a fcuking nuisance, most of them have behaviour problems and start beating there head against the perspex windows, which sometimes can be quite amusing as long as there not sat next to you.
I am fed up with it.
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willay
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then drive to work.
plus think about the spacks man, you really think they want to sit next to you?
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Tom
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PMSL @ this funny farm  either get the bus earlier (I wouldn't just to watch the biffons amuse me) or drive
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Kyle T
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Spacks
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myke
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thought you have started work at nine being an office boy
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Ojc
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9.30 - 5.30 for me.
One of them is called Jeromy and he is a sicko, the first time I saw him I was'nt sure if he was blowing rasberrys of actually farting.
Then another bloke from work started getting on my bus and Jeromy has lived in that funny farm his whole life and my mate knows all about him, he is a sicko and he is actually farting. There not little farts, they are pure deep from the stomach floor rumblers that you can hear upstairs on the bus.
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willay
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did you sniff them ojc? thats how you get the spack.
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Ojc
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Yeah they smell like a mix of disinfectant and a wet cat.
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sunnyb
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few years back i got on a bus, and a bloke was on it. he must have been wearing about 7-10 watches, then turns round to me and says "you got the time mate?" i was like "no sorry", then he went " i can see your watch" and that was that. funny shit bit freaky.
just thought i'd share my freaky bus experience!
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Ojc
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This is exactly what I'm talking about Sunny D why does the bus service attract these kind of people?
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luisa
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
This is exactly what I'm talking about Sunny D why does the bus service attract these kind of people?
hahaha pmsl, they attract these kind of people coz they're too FCUCKED to be able to drive but honestly they are probably less danger on the buses than they would be in a car so think yourself lucky!! 
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ROFL!
this thread has brightened up what was otherwise a very boring day
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M2RTY
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Now I could drive to work everyday if I so wished, but I don't and have only ever done it once as when I was banned I got into the habbit of having to use the bus and just carried on doing it.
Anyway, its easter holidays for kids so hardly any traffic and the bus does'nt get full up at all.
So today, can someone explain to me why when there are plenty of empty seats all around me this woman has to sit next to me?
She then proceeds to rummage around in her bag for the remainder of the journey thus her elbows digging into my sides every second, why do people have no understanding of personal space? Ok if the bus is packed but it was'nt.
Another one, at 9am on the dot the residents of the local funny farm are released into the big wide world.
So they are all cued up at the bus stop, now if the bus manages to get past this bus stop before 9am everyone on the bus is spared the chor of having to sit next to these people. WHY are they allowed out? They get on the bus, they fart, talk to people you cant understand what they are saying as most of them are down sydrome and are a fcuking nuisance, most of them have behaviour problems and start beating there head against the perspex windows, which sometimes can be quite amusing as long as there not sat next to you.
I am fed up with it.
PMSL that has gotto be the funniest thread i have EVER read on any website EVER
i have tears running down my cheek!!!
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L33 LEG
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i miss driving 
bus journeys are the worst 
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Ojc
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To be honest I am suprised that they have'nt got a car, driving lessons and special controls from the state.
We love wasting tax payers money, why the fcuk not 
BTW, I'm not trying to offend people here, I am just voicing my opnion about my bus journey to work and the danger some of these people posses to my happiness.
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luisa
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
To be honest I am suprised that they have'nt got a car, driving lessons and special controls from the state.
We love wasting tax payers money, why the fcuk not
BTW, I'm not trying to offend people here, I am just voicing my opnion about my bus journey to work and the danger some of these people posses to my happiness.
hahaha you crease me up!!
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M2RTY
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i have your class photo here
shame u were ill that day
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L33 LEG
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@ the names
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M2RTY
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the living ham look fit
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sunnyb
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
This is exactly what I'm talking about Sunny D why does the bus service attract these kind of people?
enough of that sunny D stuff oliver, yeah i get the nutters come on my bus but they are already on it when i get on. you are right tho mate they should have their own poxy bus!
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sunnyb
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Originally posted by M2RV H
the living ham look fit
i had her ner ner
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luisa
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pmsl i thought they did have a bus, down here they are called window lickers!! (damn i'm going to hell) 
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M2RTY
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quote:
Originally posted by luisa
pmsl i thought they did have a bus, down here they are called window lickers!! (damn i'm going to hell)
u are exactly a year younger then me 
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Kyle T
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hahahahaha @ that pic. Class
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Ojc
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Not all down syndrome people are like the ones that get on my bus, far from it.
It just seems that these ones are put on the bus to annoy me and the other 40 odd people.
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