Hammer
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A young couple was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family."
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties."
She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your f**king attitude changes!"
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MatthewR
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very gud
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J da Silva
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Oh right... 
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Charlene
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SteveW
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women can be so harsh 
poor guy
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Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
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Not to your liking?
why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
cos he had no body to go with!
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Charlene
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quote:
Originally posted by Sxi04
quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
Oh right...
Not to your liking?
why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
cos he had no body to go with!
the kids at the infant school i work at have better jokes then that 
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John
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
Oh right...
Sound a bit like personal experiences you've had? 
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James
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
quote:
Originally posted by Sxi04
quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
Oh right...
Not to your liking?
why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
cos he had no body to go with!
the kids at the infant school i go on the pull at have better jokes then that
Sick
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Charlene
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quote:
Originally posted by James
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Originally posted by Charlene
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Originally posted by Sxi04
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Originally posted by VenomTurbo
Oh right...
Not to your liking?
why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
cos he had no body to go with!
the kids at the infant school i go on the pull at have better jokes then that
Sick
How did i know someone would edit that
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Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
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Originally posted by Sxi04
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Originally posted by VenomTurbo
Oh right...
Not to your liking?
why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
cos he had no body to go with!
the kids at the infant school i work at have better jokes then that
Maybe i could be a childrens entertainer...
what do sheep do on sunny days?
They have baa baa ques!
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Charlene
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They are getting worse
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Hammer
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I can do an elephant trick, would you like to see it?
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Charlene
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If you must, i dont think these jokes or tricks can get any worse
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Hammer
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right ive pulled out my 2 pockets all i need is a trunk...cant think what to use 
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Charlene
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Ive seen and heard this joke before
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John
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bit of pipe trunking?
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Carr
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Hammer
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Not much of a trunk but what the hey
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Charlene
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Come back when you have better jokes
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mossy
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Hammer
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ok ok my piece de resistance...
How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil
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John
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mossy
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i repeat
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Hammer
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tough crowd eh jeebus
Why is a woman like a KFC?
By the time you've finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in
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